Mother—
Victory hath been secured! The antidotes distributed to the public for lactase in the water supply proved vital in the waning moments.
A civilian secured a dairy-shredding device amidst the height of battle.
The knees of the enemy are bent.
Good. Better. Best.
—CW
Mother—
With bated breathe, our troops arrived at the gates of destiny. The Dairy Platoon was stifled as our unit was armed with lactase pills.
As the last of the candlelight flickered, Lt. Moore recovered the aerial ballistic. The Frenchman, LaFleur, bent his knee.
Yours.
—CW
@tigers my friend dan wants you guys to change the first pitch times from Wednesday and Thursday, could you please swap them for him? Thanks for the consideration and gooooo tigers!