EJ Pockèts

Sunaco manager. Author. Anti-Internet. ONLY 7’s and above may DM me. AMERICA LOVER 🇱🇷 (defected from Canada). Employer approves my thots!

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@yohawkgawk You have a lot of simps for a 3/10. Congrats

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@JamesonPenguins @FatherRory @Omahablew42 @Hawkaholic12 He has no idea what a movie is. Man. I don’t even know if I can pick on him.

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@SeahawkNerd Obsessed and coping

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@WDFord208 The Cope Tour continues. My god. Buy some fucking midol.

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@Footballgoat061 @AdamSchefter Awesome news!

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@Footballgoat061 @Coach_Yac “The cope is real” says Seatard spending all day in 49ers mentions.

Please take an entire box. I tucked some midol in there for you.

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@JacsonBevens That level of cope from little brother is wild rn now

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@Seahawks Almost L day. The Luckhawks lost there rabbit foot and now there true colors are showing. Empty bandwagon loading!

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@AbeytafA @hawkblogger They’re also still good, retard

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@Seahawks @HartsServices He’s a thug.

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@LOSeahawks Hell of a cope salad when y’all lost to Denver and Washington. Shut up. Yore team blows. Own it and move on, sissy.

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@Omahablew42 @Hawkaholic12 @FatherRory No sound on yore movie. Now how retarded do you feel?

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@Spoon4pres @FeelLikeMafe Here before Seahawks fans cope about their collapse with last year’s results for the 10000000th time

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@Hawkaholic12 It’s literally moving which makes it a movie. Movies have sound ever sense Charlie Chapman. I’m sorry yore poor and are probably leeching WiFi from an Arby’s.

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I feel so blessed rn now. Another one of my books — Origins of the Bible — has hit bestseller status!

What an honor to write a book about Jesus writing a book. Like the big guy, I also immigrated to America. That we both authored books here… I’m overcome with joy!

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@JamesonPenguins @BenChillingVPhD @Hawkaholic12 It’s a known fact that Grinder goes down in Seattle after Seahawks losses. Do you think they cry while porking each other?

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@Hawkaholic12 No sound on yore movie. Now how stupid do you feel?

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@JamesonPenguins @Hawkaholic12 This guy Sunday night after the Rain City Bitchpidgeons get destroyed by the Chiefs

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@JamesonPenguins @ilovejowee They’re revolting. I’m just thankful she covered her face

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@JamesonPenguins @SeahawksFan048 @BenChillingVPhD @PeterFitzenu @NickLee51 Oh this is a great point