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Just a reminder that this exists: https://t.co/4hv5qDlq8S

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@hellojac0b Cook for yourself like you need to take a shit 💩

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Puppy chow is an elite Midwest snack

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Nothing stops illegal immigration like flying you to our country’s most exclusive island.

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DeSantis is a fucking sociopath

[Chamfy @chamfy]

In September 1884, Smith & Caughey was taking out full page and very detailed adverts in te reo 😯

Wild to think that business was using it, at the same time the state was banning it

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@FlyAirNZ Hoping you can help - we had to make a new booking but our paid for preferred seats didn't transfer over to the new confirmation. Can we sort this?

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Yesterday Prince Charles owned zero swans and today he owns all the swans in England. Really makes you think.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

CHRISTCHURCH

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Give me a shout if this doesn’t work. @NZPolice https://t.co/AM2dZ6asMS

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Adulthood is eating the older (read: less desirable) leftovers before last night’s (read: better) leftovers.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Today, Michigan’s tampon tax is officially repealed. Michiganders will now save hundreds on the products they need.

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@FlyAirNZ Kia ora! When will the Auckland to Chicago nonstop route resume? Thanks!

[MBIE @MBIEgovtnz]

The New Zealand border will reopen in stages from 27 February, enabling some international business travel to resume and allowing all New Zealanders and more critical workers to start to enter the country and self-isolate over the coming three months.

See details below.

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@2degreesmobile hey! I’m currently on a pay monthly plan and have a lot of rollover data accrued. If I switch to prepay, will I lose that rollover data?

[Elmo @elmo]

Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Elmo is just curious.

[GIFFORDS @GIFFORDS_org]

Senate Republicans just blocked passage of universal background checks.

It took less than five minutes for a student to kill four classmates and injure seven others in Michigan.

It took even less time for Republicans to choose the gun lobby over protecting children.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The top 1% in the U.S. now hold more wealth than the *entire* middle class. The real battle in this country is not liberal vs. conservative. It’s the 1% vs. the 99% and the 1% is kicking our ass.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

anyone else had insomnia for like a week

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@AmazonKindle @amazon why aren’t books downloading to kindle from @LibbyApp or @OverDriveInc ?? 🆘