eleysha

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m so sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at once

[Brother Legend @BigBroLGND]

Nolan Wells is the first Black man in history to drown with no water in his lungs 🤦🏾‍♂️ Black History is made everyday.. I guess.

[NATO Jacobs, Esq. @MilesDoesntCare]

I’ll slap the fuck outta Klay Thompson

[benadryl bhutto @spunnnchbob]

coochie is the first 3D printer

[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

Every website is offering an AI assistant. I don’t want that shit bitch!

[EBONY @R3ntheRebel_]

I don’t believe in “ getting in trouble “ at work , I’m grown asf

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Raise ur hands if you support abortion in extremely necessary situations, like when a woman is pregnant and doesn't want to be.

[JRUE👑 @JustBinoo]

I want to quit this damn job so bad dawg, God please send me something else that I won’t regret waking up for.

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

every summer is hot girl summer idk what this is about

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[Talani @talanilombxrdi]

You can always count on me to remove myself

[Trey @Dephlink]

people talking about how gen z think they are entitled to jobs as though we dont live in a world where if you dont work you die

[eskaybabydrac @prettylifesk]

Don’t ask me bout no mfn baddies, ion watch that shit😭

[monty @monty_avo]

me every time i see an r&b girlie put out a c**** b**** feature

[Rose 🥀 @roseknowsxx]

“chatgpt said” bitch i do not care

[hokage🪭🐉 @tsunadaye]

I hate a “just use AI” ass bitch

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

DON’T ask me for advice 😭! I support divorce, disowning family, blocking mfs mid-conversation, burning bridges with everybody still standing on them & disappearing without explanation !

[Drebae @Drebae_]

“Would you like to speak with our AI chat assistant”
Me: