Elissa 🦄

idk what to write here

[Elissa 🦄 @_elissamaree_]

Mike Tyson won in my heart ❤️
#GOAT

[Sarah Turney @SarahETurney]

My father has a right to say whatever he wants. But if I can make one request, please stop asking him what he would say to me if he could. One, he knows where to find me, and two, he was literally my abuser too.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

I'm going to throw up.

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

look at her 😭😭😭 even she can’t believe she went from side chick to queen 😭

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Dear UK government,

If you don’t have enough money to pay public sector workers properly, tax rich people more.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😉

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

Grandpa Max really clapped alien cheeks and had children with them too 😭😭

[Elissa 🦄 @_elissamaree_]

@NASA It’s okay, you guys tried your best, things happen, tomorrow is a new day 💕

[Deep deep diaries @deepdeepdiaries]

little miss wants a tattoo

[Elissa 🦄 @_elissamaree_]

@NASA @NASA_SLS Damn you guys okay??

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

“Disabled people who can become pregnant deserve the right to not be in pain.” https://t.co/qAPEfihG0t

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go 😭

[Dr Desirée Kozlowski @Pleasure_Lab]

Here's to the women, young people, rainbow community, and raving lefties who just got their voice back

[Stephen Morgan @stemorgs]

Absolutely bulldozed. #AusVotes22 #auspol #ScomoNoMo

[Sarah Collard @Sarah_Collard_]

Linda Burney is set to be the next Minister for Indigenous Affairs.

First Aborignal woman to be elected to the House of Representatives.

She’ll be the first Aborignal woman to hold the portfolio.

#auspol #AusVotes22

[Toilet Paper Australia @toiletpaperaus1]

According to Scott Morrison, the economy is so strong that:

1. We have to empty our super to buy a house, and:

2. The economy will be destroyed by an extra $1/hour in wages.

Nice.