A man ended his 10 year marriage because the woman had been unable to give birth.
He immediately remarried
The woman also remarried, became pregnant and gave birth
While the man is still looking for a child
The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.
One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.
This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”
Imagine a loan was taken for this.
why did my cousin just call my job with a family emergency so they sent me home and i call her bawling my eyes out thinking someone literally died and she goes “i thought you might want the rest of the day off since it’s so hot right now” HELLO????
My grandfather had a rule:
Every grandchild got $500 on their 18th birthday.
No exceptions.
When my cousin turned 18, he gave her the money.
Instead of using it for school, she spent almost all of it on clothes, parties, and a new phone.
The family was furious.
"You should have given it to someone who would use it wisely."
Grandpa just shrugged.
A few years later, another cousin turned 18.
She was responsible, hardworking, and had already been accepted into university.
Grandpa gave her the same $500.
She complained.
"Why does she get the same amount after wasting hers?"
Grandpa replied:
The woman I’m dating stayed over one night.
The next morning, she got out of bed, stepped onto my bedroom floor, and let out this little yelp.
“Ow… your floor is freezing cold.”
Then she laughed and tiptoed all the way to the bathroom to brush her teeth.
I just stood there watching her.
I didn’t say anything.
But I remembered it.
The following week, I bought a soft little rug and placed it on her side of the bed.
Right where she always gets up.
A few days later, she stayed over again.
That lady shocked y’all when she said girls trooped into her man’s DMs after she showed him off.
My friend used to fake-date a guy at clubs. He’d spray her money, she’d return it after, he’d compensate her.
His gain?
Every time he excused himself to the restroom at least 3 girls followed him to give him their number.
A taken man is apparently the most attractive man in the room.
This is their 41st night as victims of terrorists! Little children!!! 41 Nights!!!
God!! God!! Innocent children, toddlers! Teachers! Parents! Ah!!! 😭😭😭.
Eleda, ma sun o🤲🏻😭. Olorun iye, s’aanu won! Ah!!! 😭😭😭
This girl literally said, “If you are short on money for something read Psalms 102. Write down what you need, put it in Psalms 102, read it and God will give you exactly what you need.”
Hoy mi novio me confesó que mientras dormía cogió mi teléfono para jugar mi jueguito y me gastó todo el dinero sin querer y tuvo q estar jugando como hasta las 5 am pa reponérmelo 😭😭😭😭
Someone reported this tweet to my employer and by so doing triggered an investigation. I imagine that they’ve been contacted with the outcome of the investigation.
I am quoting the tweet to confirm that I stand by my position as it is backed by extant UK law, local and national NHS policies and my professional union.
Osondi owendi
Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July.
It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world.
Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully.
This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center.
It’s a big shame for Nigeria.
Imagínate que tu papá sea un Futbolista que estuvo en 3 Copas del mundo y ahora esta retirado y sin absolutamente nada que hacer y quien te cumpla el sueño de llevarte al Estadio a ver a uno de tus equipos favoritos sea tu mamá que se encuentra en medio de la gira más exitosa de su vida 💛 😍🥰🥰🥰
Definitivamente el mejor lugar para esos niños es al lado de Shak...
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!