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[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

A man ended his 10 year marriage because the woman had been unable to give birth.

He immediately remarried

The woman also remarried, became pregnant and gave birth

While the man is still looking for a child

[Iwarifgha @Iwarifgha1]

The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.

One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.

This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”

Imagine a loan was taken for this.

[aj. @wlwdelusions]

why did my cousin just call my job with a family emergency so they sent me home and i call her bawling my eyes out thinking someone literally died and she goes “i thought you might want the rest of the day off since it’s so hot right now” HELLO????

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

My grandfather had a rule:
Every grandchild got $500 on their 18th birthday.

No exceptions.
When my cousin turned 18, he gave her the money.

Instead of using it for school, she spent almost all of it on clothes, parties, and a new phone.
The family was furious.

"You should have given it to someone who would use it wisely."

Grandpa just shrugged.
A few years later, another cousin turned 18.

She was responsible, hardworking, and had already been accepted into university.
Grandpa gave her the same $500.
She complained.

"Why does she get the same amount after wasting hers?"
Grandpa replied:

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

The woman I’m dating stayed over one night.
The next morning, she got out of bed, stepped onto my bedroom floor, and let out this little yelp.
“Ow… your floor is freezing cold.”
Then she laughed and tiptoed all the way to the bathroom to brush her teeth.
I just stood there watching her.
I didn’t say anything.
But I remembered it.
The following week, I bought a soft little rug and placed it on her side of the bed.
Right where she always gets up.
A few days later, she stayed over again.

[Samuel A. Adeyemi @samuelpoetry]

I don later join one. For two weeks now, I neva read their messages. I am the problem.

[Gift 🖤 @gyftama]

The kidnapped schoolchildren have been forgotten, just like the Chibok girls. God, we cannot continue like this💔💔💔💔

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

That lady shocked y’all when she said girls trooped into her man’s DMs after she showed him off.

My friend used to fake-date a guy at clubs. He’d spray her money, she’d return it after, he’d compensate her.

His gain?

Every time he excused himself to the restroom at least 3 girls followed him to give him their number.

A taken man is apparently the most attractive man in the room.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

This is their 41st night as victims of terrorists! Little children!!! 41 Nights!!!
God!! God!! Innocent children, toddlers! Teachers! Parents! Ah!!! 😭😭😭.
Eleda, ma sun o🤲🏻😭. Olorun iye, s’aanu won! Ah!!! 😭😭😭

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

This girl literally said, “If you are short on money for something read Psalms 102. Write down what you need, put it in Psalms 102, read it and God will give you exactly what you need.”

[Eluan🩷💕 @rumescrib]

THIS IS FUCKING ADEDAMOLA MICHEAL OYEWOLE. THIS MAN KILLED MY SISTER, HE ATTACKED HER AND KILLED HER

[Suss @Susset_Suss]

Hoy mi novio me confesó que mientras dormía cogió mi teléfono para jugar mi jueguito y me gastó todo el dinero sin querer y tuvo q estar jugando como hasta las 5 am pa reponérmelo 😭😭😭😭

[Jamal @JajaPhD]

Someone reported this tweet to my employer and by so doing triggered an investigation. I imagine that they’ve been contacted with the outcome of the investigation.

I am quoting the tweet to confirm that I stand by my position as it is backed by extant UK law, local and national NHS policies and my professional union.

Osondi owendi

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July.

It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world.

Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully.

This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center.

It’s a big shame for Nigeria.

[José Antonio 💎💎💎💎💎 @Shakifanatico]

Imagínate que tu papá sea un Futbolista que estuvo en 3 Copas del mundo y ahora esta retirado y sin absolutamente nada que hacer y quien te cumpla el sueño de llevarte al Estadio a ver a uno de tus equipos favoritos sea tu mamá que se encuentra en medio de la gira más exitosa de su vida 💛 😍🥰🥰🥰

Definitivamente el mejor lugar para esos niños es al lado de Shak...

[Omo Oba @omoobastudios]

THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!
THEY ARE STILL IN CAPTIVITY!

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Fuck Tinubu o . 40+ days !!!! There’s a 2 year old baby missing !!!!!!!!!!

Nigerians ?? Are you all sleeping ? @officialABAT nigga resign !!

[indic mawnteé @indicmawntee]

how WHlTE people react when immigrants move to their countries after getting bombed by them

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...