Ellen

Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@m3tiche @fatmansu I love the chain over years of us all thinking the same thing

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@AZVotes @RonFilipkowski What Trump voters are voting for

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@MartinSLewis Tbh after years of millennials and gen Z being told to not do anything enjoyable to save money for a deposit they will get no sympathy from our generations. Some people 100% should get this and I hope they do but if you’ve had 65+ years to save why do you need £300

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@TonyHinchcliffe and @WMintgimery arriving to @KILLTONY for the most recent episode

[Steve Darling MP @SteveDarlingMP]

A great honour to be sworn in as Member of Parliament for Torbay this afternoon.

Delighted to officially be in post and determined to fight for everyone across our communities in Torbay.

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@CalumAM instructions unclear, joined the army

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@CheapoCrappy This better be like what the sims houses are like at the beginning of the film when it comes out

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@Yo_its_Yaniii @thicksku11 Trisha was pregnant with her first baby and the queen died

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@hansmollman I had my first (minor) car accident doing this. Hit the lady's car trying to line our windows up as she sat there flapping it out the window and there wasn't really space for two cars🥲

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@MojoDisco Can't be bad quality if it took them that long to look at it

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@DiabolicalSpuds gonna blow their mind when they see a soda stream

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@andrew_burchard @emilykmay What sort of puppies were they? Did you get to pet one?

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

So I guess @DaveChappelle didn’t know Steven Hawking was on that list then

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@rickygervais Norwich please. If you buy me a 5 star house you may stay in it. Please bring Karl

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@Jarrett_Lerner Haha my dad bought my mum one, they work so well!! There's a very greedy robin that keeps visiting

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@Dr_BellaR Do you have massive student debt because you did a law degree before becoming a doctor?

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

Me when my dad sends me for ionised water

[Ellen @_ellenfm]

@historyinmemes Imagine if it was actually a tortoise and it just died