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[ellie @_ellie97]

Petition to stop the early release from jail of PC Andrew Harper's killers - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/OiEtHovRqR

[ellie @_ellie97]

@bt_uk Hi, I was wondering if there was a contact for filing a complaint about a very rude call handler who rang us up last week in our workplace. I can't seem to find anything on the website to help :) Thankyou

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

Women should be able to sleep with whoever consensually but there’s something sooo sinister about her.

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

@PolitlcsUK @CDP1882

[Liberty Jane Lester @libertylester]

He’s not even been born yet

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

ngl Stanley Tucci I have been better but appreciate this regardless

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

“Struck down in her prime” still sends me

[kayᴸᵀ ໑̣ 🍋🎞️ @kay28vol6]

death is such a weird concept anyway like wdym someone is just gone and doesn't exist anymore physically

[Rahul Dhawariya @rr_dh96]

@SunBleachedSlay If women are constantly expected to meet beauty😍 standards, it’s only reasonable for men to step up too. Either we all embrace😏 the pressure, or we drop it for everyone. Equality goes both ways!

[nova @comfypill]

are u ever just having a really bad day and u look in the mirror and ur like wow great i'm fucking ugly too

[Heck Giver @heck_giver]

@impeachpicnic It’s crazy that before the surgery was invented you just had to smoke opium about it until you died

[J.A. Prentice @LivingAuthors]

10/10. This is exactly the kind of insanity I expect and want out of monarchs. Keep up the good work. Hope he develops a delusion he’s made out of glass next.

[KaitoYuuki 🍉 #TENOI @yuuki_kaito]

@SKE_64 @himejoshiphd2 @denngekiraketto Oh don't worry all three of them get doxxed on the regular

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

i understand bella because if a vampire told me i was his own personal brand of heroin i would become his whore

[ellie @_ellie97]

the correct response to this is to purposefully shit your pants that'd send them running pretty swiftly x

[Bishop 🇬🇧 @Ezenegwu]

Is this not too much 🤣🤣🤣

[mamncane @Kim_Khandashisa]

This is the one crime you can’t even use poverty or lack to justify committing it. Just bottom of the barrel, degenerate behaviour that cannot be rehabilitated.

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Johnny Depp sent graphic text messages to Paul Bettany describing how he wanted to murder Amber Heard by drowning her, burn her body and then rape her burned corpse - and still managed to position himself as the victim to millions of adoring idiots, including many ‘feminists’ working in the VAWG sector.

#NeverFuckingForget

[kani @KaniRosi]

u know how absolutely fucked up u gotta be for somebody like kim jong un to say some shit like this

[Kenny @kennysroys]

MUGGED DOWN.

[ellie @_ellie97]

I get that it's now going to go to a loving home but it doesn't take away from the fact she shouldn't have gotten it in the first place just to get rid of it for behaving like a puppy. It's not hard to grasp unless you're as dense as her ✌️

[ellie @_ellie97]

Nah this take doesn't stick. She got a dog knowing it was likely to chew things, as puppies generally do until they grow out of it. Should've kept valuable items out of the way, it's not the dogs fault she's a thick twat

[stonerman 🏳️‍🌈 @deadpandick]

Dog people are so funny to me..
Calling Lily Allen abusive when she just knew she couldn’t handle the dog and had to return it like bro that’s kinda responsible since she didn’t even ditch it just return it? Idk it’s not that crazy