I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well
I’m crying in the Halfords Lane toilets. I’m so scared. My 3 sons are all in the Army, and have left their seats to fetch me, but I’m
On my knees in the gents praying. Laugh if you want, but my entire family have been Baggies for over 125
years #wba
My grandfather told me this minutes before he passed away. Lung cancer. Got it in Vietnam from the Agent Orange. He actually used his final breath to say this to me, specifically. Nobody in my family understood what he meant, but at just 6 years old, I knew…
A man goes to the doctor complaining of great loneliness and feelings of resentment. Doctor says, "Tom Skinner’s mental health walk is in town today. You should join.” The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor…listen, I ain’t political or nothing, I just graft and (1/28)