elliot

kedst

[Jaack @Jaack]

giving Rolf Harris a box is mental, even by FIFA’s standards

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well

[expensivethrift @expensivethrift]

anotha one

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

I wonder was Judd Trump thinking about the easy pink or the tight brown when he took that photo

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

This guy was at the top of his game sucking off strangers in the park. Taylor Swift would never do something like this for her fans.

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

He's gotta get out of the Disney machine and do something with Yorgos

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

them: got any plans for tonight?
me:

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Depressed Kier Starmer: My father… was a fool maker

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

@wrb91 imagine being this guy and not levitating like a hot air balloon despite what your head shape might suggest

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

RFK Jr. complains that teenagers today don’t have enough sperm

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Starmer realising he's less than two months away from the World Cup final in an executive suite

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Yellow

[fab @nolantenct]

this is what he actually sings btw don't be fooled

[Neil Hingley @Lott777]

I’m crying in the Halfords Lane toilets. I’m so scared. My 3 sons are all in the Army, and have left their seats to fetch me, but I’m
On my knees in the gents praying. Laugh if you want, but my entire family have been Baggies for over 125
years #wba

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

My grandfather told me this minutes before he passed away. Lung cancer. Got it in Vietnam from the Agent Orange. He actually used his final breath to say this to me, specifically. Nobody in my family understood what he meant, but at just 6 years old, I knew…

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

When you forget to capitalize Mf doom

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

what a lineup 😍😍

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Me boiling the kettle to deal with the flying ants nest

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

A man goes to the doctor complaining of great loneliness and feelings of resentment. Doctor says, "Tom Skinner’s mental health walk is in town today. You should join.” The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor…listen, I ain’t political or nothing, I just graft and (1/28)