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three soft tacos: brown rice, pinto beans, chicken, fajita veggies, corn, a little sour cream, EXTRA cheese

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

This is the only angle that does that miracle justice.

[TV Shows Ace @TVShowsAce]

#summerhouse #bravo #pumprules

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

those spurs nuns better not come to the garden bc there’s no god in nyc

[ēdē @theidi_]

I wouldn't be good on love island cuz I'd be looking at ppl crying after a day like

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[ky @kyemgard]

This is how zendaya was laughing around tom. It’s happening

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

that poor baby has no idea that his mother performs on stage, too 🥹

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh drinks on YOU this weekend, diva!

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Happy 10yr anniversary to one of my favorite quotes

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Zero dedication whatsoever because why are her arms still intact

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[emmz ꕤ 4 !!!! CHELS DAY @pastlifemma]

me already idgaf