milf city

heaven on earth

[chad @chasedbywasps]

they sent me home from work because I was going hog wild

[milf city @_elv1ra]

DISLIKE

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Unfortunately you have to keep reminding men not to play with you.

[milf city @_elv1ra]

This note is Not Helpful cause I don’t give a flying fuck if the tweets stolen dude

[jake @wormpuller]

Does anyone know where I went

[120yearz @120yearz]

get off your moral high ground mofo

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[milf city @_elv1ra]

Peace out motherfucker

[milf city @_elv1ra]

If you aren’t excited and putting in effort on the first date don’t waste too much of their time please

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“are u high?” god forbid a girl likes to giggle a lot (yes im high)

[milf city @_elv1ra]

Come on baby talk to me tell me how I let you down

[miia @miiagarro]

it’s hard being a lovebug in a world full of roaches

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

im ok im ok im ok im ok im ok im ok. everything is ok

[120yearz @120yearz]

one step at a time

[milf city @_elv1ra]

I LIKE BIG CORNFED MIDWESTERN HOES

[120yearz @120yearz]

I'm not trying to keep up with the the Joneses fuck the Joneses

[milf city @_elv1ra]

Growing pains. I’m leaving good for better.