Elyon

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[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

A KTN exposé has uncovered how Kenyan voter registration equipment and materials, including national ID cards and voter cards, are being smuggled across the Suam border into Uganda and used to register foreign nationals, including members of the Saboti, Sabaot, Bukusu and Pokot communities.

[Elyon @_elyon_k]

@georgediano A moving man meets his dust someday

[EPL Champions 25/26 @Gichy_]

Sports brand identity ya hii nchi uwa tricky sana
National team ata haina official branded logistics
Wanafika Kama industrial area workers to those concentrated godowns za wahindi

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna stage pia mwanaume unafika,you automatically start feeling uncomfortable walking around with women who are half naked. Sijui kama mnanipata

[Kingrar @lordkingrar]

You just know champ grew up in poverty by the snacks they buy when they get money
Who buys quencher in 2026 bro

[7 @s7mcoa]

seeing your age group having the best time of their lives while you’re at your lowest trying to figures things out - is another type of pain no one talks about.

[Ochuko @DavidAmhewroro]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff]

Lmao...What the media didn't show you during that UNGA summit 😂😂😂

[MyPersonal~Person @My__personalP]

The Standard Gazette headline alone deserves a passport. 🤣

[jacob juma @kabetes]

You can rob Kenyans of their taxes, threaten them, imprison them, kill them, and masquerade as a leader but one day, you will also perish.

[Political analyst @Kiplaahbett_ke]

Lecturer from university of eldoret telling students that if William ruto will go for one term to prepare themselves not to come back to the university claiming it is for kalenjins.
He is saying that those from murima should have their university there .
Questions
1. Why is he profiling the communities yet university is a national amenity?
2. Uoe was not build by kalenjin taxes but everybody contributed for it to be built.
3. Dci will not arrest him because he is shouting tutam

[𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 @Afro_254]

The 84 Kenyan delegation are living like royalty in New York. They booked a VIP suite for a WNBA game. Enjoying the comfort of a private box, above the ordinary fans.

What was meant to be an official trip now has the feel of a luxury getaway. Such a waste of our taxes.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Unatafuta mtu wa kunajisi?

[Elyon @_elyon_k]

@WinnieyJR @Its_hezbon Connect me to your networks too

[Elyon @_elyon_k]

@jemwekiptoo

[Culinary Misfit @MjombaMinion]

Cheza na mshahara lakini usicheze na kazi.
Toa ukiingia shift, rudisha ukitoka shift. Sio ngumu design unaiweka lmao. Huku nje hakuna mboka.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Please wazee. You cannot just be nutting in women and telling them to abort because you’re not ready to be a parent as if you think these guys have spare bodies and uteruses. Wewe Kama unajua hauko tayari kukua mzazi,just wear a condom,or teach yourself to pull out. Ikishindikana chukua binding wire funga manyungulus na ukaze. Otherwise kuwekelea mwanamke majukumu ati alee mtoto pekee yake kisa na maana she refused to abort,huo ni unyama. Unless she has declared that she does not wish for you to participate in bringing up this child, That is your responsibility,you must deal with it. Hakuna cha kusema I wasnt ready,if you were not ready you should have ejaculated on the wall,not inside her because it was warm. There is no other way around this,You must take responsibility without feeling short changed. Dont blame her,blame your penis

[Elyon @_elyon_k]

@Omwami_handsome Hate watch huwa kwa family ni one for the books

[Elyon @_elyon_k]

@RoseDanielsM Good luck Mumbus