Coralling Beauty

Darwin's finest

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Someone bring me a large chips and queso from chipotle 🧀

[Heidi N Closet @HeidiNCloset]

You ever get tired taking the high road?

[Heidi N Closet @HeidiNCloset]

Good morning to the real ones only

[Heifer Games 💗 @DragDollCo]

Me when the horror movie starts with “Based on true events”:

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

I got an ember mug for Christmas! Dreams do come true @milesbon ☕️😍

[perfect person @perfectpersonpd]

advice of the day, fuck with candles

[miles bonsignore @milesbon]

Nerds are like “Spider-Man is a hero against all odds” but won’t turn on Grey’s to watch Meredith being drowned, stabbed, in a coma, in purgatory talking to literal ghosts, and being in a goddamn plane crash - not only surviving but curing Parkinson’s and boning hot doctors. Smh

[Poosh @pooshdotcom]

Work on you, for you 🤍

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Just cracked an egg with one hand…you could say I’m a chef 👩🏼‍🍳🥚🍳*chef’s kiss*

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

I’m praying Handworks got some good Moonstones in stock today 🌙#moonstone #needanewnecklace #usingstorecredit

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Bob’s Burgers makes everything better

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

I can’t catch a break #frustrated #stressed 😒

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Mentally I need to go to Target #retailtherapy

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Don’t take your health for granted. Things can change in a blink of an eye.

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Also if @enews didn’t have a Harry Potter marathon I would be dying of boredom in this hospital

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

The hospital food I’ve been getting is low key good

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Why does coffee always make me feel better? ☕️

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Please listen to your body and give it what it needs #selflove 💕

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Every time I call my mother and she doesn’t answer. I get personally offended. I am your world mother answer my calls #jkbutnotreally

[Coralling Beauty @_emNem_]

Ardy: “Do you want to watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs?”
Me: “Yeah! Put it on”
*5 minutes later*
*Hears snoring and realizes it’s not the dog* 😅
Me: “Babe, Are you asleep?” *put on bobs burgers when I get no response*