ROGER

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

He collected the 1k 😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Al Nassr got a red card,
Ronaldo asked the coach to remove him but Before stepping off, Ronaldo pulled Sadio Mane aside and spoke to him for 3mins.

He literally told Mane how to exploit the spaces, which is exactly how Mane went on to score those two goals ❤️

Siuuu.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

My lil bro asked me for 5K, said his business isn’t doing well. I sent it. Later I asked which business… the little bastard said betting😂

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

“older woman” “1998”

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Jose Mourinho: "If they kick me like they kicked Vini Jr, maybe a red card for me a minute later." 😭

[𝐓𝐌 𝐅Ú𝐓𝐁𝐎𝐋 @TMfutbal]

🚨🗣 IShowSpeed reacts to Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest goal for Al Nassr:

“It was that simple at the World Cup… feed him the ball”

Did Portugal let Ronaldo down? 🇵🇹😞

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

Yesterday my lil bro called his babe and requested to switch to video call, she said her phone battery was low and her PB is also dead that sebi if he had bought generator for her she wouldn't have this issue.
My lil bro picked the car key and drove all the way to her house, since she said she was home. He got there knocked and realised she wasn't home. He called again to confirm if she was home, without telling her he was already at her house, she confirmed it again. My bro waited in his car, from around 3pm yesterday, hoping she would be back soon, 9pm she wasn't back and her phone was switched off.

He called me to explain the situation to me, i urged him to go back home but he refused, i stayed on call with him till night. So he slept in his car till daybreak and around 6:30am today he saw her coming back home with her pink mini box🤣

Obviously she spent the weekend elsewhere. My poor lil boy is heartbroken. I told the rest of the family what happened and dad told him not to drive, he went there himself to drive him back home.

[🦦 @isgxoboulokuhle]

Used women's body lotion and face cream this morning I can feel the accountiblty leaving my body.

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

I don’t talk enough about the blessings that follow me into every relationship I get into.

My girlfriend immediately starts flourishing. Businesses begin to boom. All I do is sit down, enjoy her money, and pray to God for her.

But the moment I leave, everything crumbles.

[Jay “Stay” Reddy @jaydogreddy]

Every time I talk to a hoe at a bar I tell her I’m a virgin and I see the Lucifer flash in her devil eyes

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Look at the bench's reaction to Espi's goal.

Finally, family FC is getting back.

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

I attended my classmate's traditional marriage today.

We aren't very close friends.

Yesterday, he told me to go straight to the bride's house and said he would be coming with his friends.

When he arrived, I couldn't see any of them.

He boldly said they were on their way.

Throughout the ceremony, he kept looking around, expecting to see his friends.

But none of them showed up.

He transferred ₦20,000 to my account and begged me to withdraw it in ₦200 notes. He told me to spray him with the money when the time came. I did.

The funny part was that I was the only person who sprayed him money.

Since I got home, he has called me several times, thanking me for being there for him.

[ROGER @_emase]

@Bw_princes @1xBet_Eng @1xBet_Eng return our tickets

[ROGER @_emase]

@Bw_princes I nor sure oh cos mine is showing live

[ROGER @_emase]

Psg???!!!

[ROGER @_emase]

@Bw_princes Let’s goooooooookl

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

THIS IS THE BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

[Siqi Chen @blader]

my 11 year old is taking a public speaking class

they each had to speak on a random topic

today she got 'dinosaurs'

... and ran out of things to say with 30 seconds left

so she says: "and now please join me in a moment of silence for all those dead dinosaurs"

💀

proud dad

[Wizzy Ono 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇵🇹 @WizzyOno]

Canadian passport dey my pocket and protector of the realm dey junction keh....