Emz💜

IG: _emefz 👻: emmie_bebe 😉 Just vibes 🦋🎈

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Benjamin Asare when you go back to Ghana just take your seat in the Parliament House. You’re now the minister for defense.

[thousand. @oneman1000_]

this ball is called “force them to play nonsense.” come on black stars o!

[jomessi 🇦🇷 @jobabyyy__]

mannn the English players cannot believe the ball we’re playing I’m cryinggggg

[Jumanjoe 🇬🇭 @joseph_nti]

You can tell England was expecting an easy game but the only one who had it easy was their keeper.

[Jumanjoe 🇬🇭 @joseph_nti]

This is not the Black Stars that played against Panama o!

[Kukie @Karey_mwari]

The most disturbing thing about The Polygamist isn't Jonasi.

It's the fact that a writer sat down, imagined all this wickedness, wrote it down, another person approved it, actors memorized it, producers funded it, Netflix bought it, and not one person along the way said:

"Guys, this is getting a bit concerning."
😭

[Emz💜 @_emefz]

@aethelred___ Ah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emz💜 @_emefz]

@mirahmoro Stubborn academy 🤣🤣🤣

[Afia Drah @AfiaDrah]

Officially mastered. Again. 🎓

[B N S L @_BNSL]

I love people who enjoy writing. Because this could have been "Someone stole my generator 💔"

[Emz💜 @_emefz]

@Celebra51837821 @espioj 😭 Flew right over !

[Emz💜 @_emefz]

@tailorMARIQUE This week de33 your job come roffff ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 cc: @HeadlessYouTube

[Emz💜 @_emefz]

@mistarfly Nakupenda paahnn ei 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

[Emz💜 @_emefz]

@tailorMARIQUE The Ewe-lized twi is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[NYT: adwoa gyamera 🇬🇭 @gyamfiwaaaa]

First day at work

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

There’s a rider I’ve been using for a long time to deliver food and snacks to me.

Anytime I’m craving something, he’s the one I call. Whether it’s shawarma, pizza, burgers, or food from other popular spots.

The funny thing is, I’ve never actually met him before…

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

After she quit, I kept texting my ex-coworker. Just silly memes and random office jokes. “You’re missing this chaos,” I’d send. She would reply with laughing emojis. It felt normal, like nothing had really changed between us.

We continued like this for months until one day she suddenly stopped responding. At first, I didn’t think much of it. I told myself she was busy with her new job and new life. I tried not to take it personally and moved on, making new friends and creating new inside jokes.

Still, every now and then something funny would happen at work, and I’d think she would understand it instantly. So I kept…

[Ndapanda. @Drinkin_Winez]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you.
So live a little ✨🙏🏾

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I am not interested in climbing any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need recognition or fame. I just want to have an income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

[Emz💜 @_emefz]

Wonder working chatterbox ! 🤣🤣🤣

[Lulu @bongyluaziey]

My daughter's teacher said that she talks so much that she placed her next to the nonverbal child in the classroom and the child now speaks