em horton

hot girls have stomach problems

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"you let your cat sleep with you" i'd let that mf represent me in court

[soapy @connorvapethief]

reading smut instead of watching porn because i’m an intellectual

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Jesus died for our sins. So if we don't sin, he died for nothing.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist.
It’s called “Liked Songs”.

[SALEM ☆ !! php arc @xannyrexic]

sucking the soul outta my clogged cart

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

[Degenerate Liberty 🐝🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @SammiRaeMurray]

Apparently you can’t pass out drunk and wake up hungover in peace without our government doing some bullshit with Israel.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

People with ADHD be like "I know a spot" and then start googling who the leader of Uruguay was in 1978

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[em horton @_emhorton]

peach red bull is the nectar of the gods

[mr nasty no drama @mrnastynodrama]

Heated Rivalry should have been titled Call Me By Your Last Name

[kora @ilyasroza]

rewatching heated rivalry call that reheated rivalry

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Erika Kirk thinks a woman's place is in the home, why doesn't she stay there and shut the fuck up?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

"I don't understand art"

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away