barbie was so good that i forgot to tweet about the guy in the pink fedora who stood up during the nicole kidman movies monologue and recited it aloud with his hat over his heart. and then everyone applauded him. i love you philadelphia.
Is cinema the greatest modern art form?
Artists aren't less talented than they were in the past, it's just that they're making films instead of paintings...
Dear Professor,
I cannot attend class today. There is a rumor going around that Ned from the Try Guys cheated on his wife, and I am simply distraught.
Thank you for your understanding during this trying time.