Emma Freebersyser

chipotle enthusiast #2

[Emma Freebersyser @_emma39]

*20 min into dinner*
“Alright is this about over?”
He wants to go to his girlfriends house.

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It’s Christmas morning and we are opening gifts in 3 minutes. Ethan goes up to my dad and asks where the gift bags are. *elite procrastination*

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“Dang it I’m getting meat sweats” -Ethan

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Ethan is now recommending his steroids to everyone. Try prendnisone this Christmas season!

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*starts talking about Elon musk”
“You mean musk daddy” -Owen

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“My bunny is hollow like an Aztec death whistle”

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Family Easter discussion thread:

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My cousin pulls out a chocolate bunny from his pocket. Nice.

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“My pronouns are Megatron”

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We were trying to figure out if there are gorillas in Africa. Owen: “There are silverback lowland gorillas in the conga” thank you owen

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“I used to cut my hair and then shove it in the couch cushions” -Erin Kubik

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@Ben_Anderson222 @joshuatbassett @joshuatbassett @LarrySaperstein COME JOIN US

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@joshuatbassett Yo! We’d love if you joined our zoom party for #hsmtmtscountdown episode 3!!! It would definitely be the highlight of the year to meet everyone!!!
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“If you die our expenses go down, just thinking practically. I’ll miss you though” -my father

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Another day, another family meal
1. Ethan tries to guess my birthday (spoiler he has no clue)
2. Jim burns a hot pad
3. Update: the only birthday Ethan knows is his gf’s cause he’d “get in trouble”
4. Owen steals Ethan’s phone and announced there are 3 messages from “baby ❤️”

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Family dinner recap: Christmas edition
1: A tense discussion of Bernoulli‘s principle
2. Ethan mispronouncing the word “ovulation”
3. Jingle bells but instead of lyrics the phrase “jingle bells” is repeated

Stay tuned for a look at Jim’s “charcuterie board”

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5. “Is it time to open presents yet?” -Owen

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Summary of my family’s thanksgiving meal 🥰
1. My mom drops food while serving and scoops it off the table onto my dads plate
2. Ethan gets meat stuck up his nose
3. Owen asks why his nostrils feel uneven
4. Sharing what we’re thankful for and I yell “wrong answers only”