Aiden

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Banning TikTok is not going as they expected lol

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Lol 😂 I was worried at the start.

[Tennesseine @Tennesseine]

How do you know a recession is coming?

Simple.

Americans just elected a Republican president.

Look at history:

Since WWII, almost every single recession has happened after Americans elected a Republican president.

Don’t believe me? Do your own research.

Y’all love that.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe.

881,776 Covid deaths, an armed insurrection & theft of classified documents: They cheered, and elected Trump as dictator.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, you want me to believe that you voted for a racist, rapist, convicted felon, business fraud who incited a deadly attack on our Capitol after losing the last election because of the price of eggs?
That you voted for the orange-dipped dude who ran with a different VP because the last one was nearly hanged for not breaking democracy, because you’ve been getting fewer hours at your job these days?
You want me to believe that you voted for someone who nearly every economist in the world has said will grow our debt (which he did by the third largest amount ever the last time), increase our costs, raise inflation and destroy our GDP because a burger and fries at Five Guys is more expensive than it used to be?
You want me to believe that you voted for the drink bleach guy who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day because you had it so much better then, when you were stockpiling toilet paper, than you do now?
You want me to believe that you voted for the guy who had 4 years to pass an infrastructure bill and didn’t, the guy who promised Mexico would pay for the wall when they didn’t, the guy who promised to bring manufacturing back, lower the cost of prescription drugs and end the opioid crisis but didn’t, because you preferred his “policies”?
You want me to believe you voted for the “grab em by the pussy” guy who wants to destroy the Department of Education and to repeal the ACA despite the fact that he has nothing more than “concepts of a plan” to replace it, the guy who will roll back environmental protections, strip women and minorities of more rights, the guy who will hand Ukraine to Putin and Gaza to Netanyahu, the guy who has said he will be a “dictator on day one”, because you’re worried about losing your gas stove?
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe any of that, and frankly, I’m not sure you believe it either.
Because the truth is that your vote wasn’t about any of that.
You voted for the traitorous embodiment of the 7 deadly sins because when it came to casting your ballot for a Black woman, you just couldn’t do it.
And because you like getting away with being your worst self.
And because life is a whole lot easier to stomach when all that has gone wrong for you, is someone else’s fault.

Let’s be honest here, that is what it was.

So when the price of eggs is $18, and your Latino neighbors have been deported or moved to some f’d up “camp” to pick the strawberries none of you will pick, and your miscarrying wife has to contend with sepsis before she’s allowed to have an abortion, and your autistic child is unable to get the early intervention they desperately need, please remember what it really was that you voted for.

Because I promise you the rest of us will never, ever forget.

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

No shade he hates Mexicans more than he hates black people like he hate hate yall

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

I’m sure you’re all aware of Nick Fuentes the “Your Body, My Choice” guy.

I debated him 3 months ago. He told me he would prefer Hitler to be president over any woman.

Trump had a private dinner with him in 2022.

[Carmen @meotmoon]

I don’t support all women.
Some of you bitches are stupid as fuck.

[LOTUS🪷 @Phechr_Ufuomaa]

October 24th 1975, women in Iceland refused to participate in society. They did not go to work, take care of the children, they did not feed the children, they did not take the children to daycare, they refused to cook for anybody.

Men did not have a single clue about how to

[julia 🐈‍⬛🩷 @CUNTMAMA]

isn’t this… against the constitution…

[nina. @ninadelaflores]

For those interested, hollow points will also mark your attacker, and its permanent.

[💛🏳️‍⚧️ Tala, big eared maniac! 🏳️‍⚧️💛 @Gwylithen]

Blamoooo

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today:

– Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them. 

– Don’t share things before checking your sources. 

– Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.

[renni @toxoplasmosii]

I don’t have a clever caption for this. but please appreciate her wonderful shape

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one thing about greta thunberg

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Hi, @elonmusk. Is there a way that I/you can unverify my account so that I can change my name? I am accustomed to changing my name seasonally and I find this business of being forced to be merely John Green 100% of the time a little stifling.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

On this day in 1960, Ruby Bridges became the first African-American to attend a white elementary school in the South.

A visual reminder of what she faced every day.

[Yaritza Liz @Yaritzza_pizza]

The problem with this sketch:
It's punching down, not up.

There's little to laugh at with the try guys situation. But it's snl, so finding the punchline is the goal.

NED is the punchline here. He's the one we want to laugh at.

Missed the mark

#snl #tryguys