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📍 Australia 🇦🇺

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

Actual worst when someone talks in a pure Scottish accent and you go “aw where you from??” And they reply “Scotland!” Aye no shit mate where abouts 😂

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

Planning on visiting 10 countries in the next year and I’m so excited 😍

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

Can’t believe I got the best milk stats the farm has had in months, my manager highlighted my name and put it on the notice board 😂 cow queen 👑

[Mark Black @MucusBlack]

Ma maws convinced Im seeing somebody cause a ironed ma jeans "yer a tramp mark dye hink am fuckin stupit!"

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

Canny believe it’s Rebecca’s 21st today and she went and got a brow lift and her forehead done 😂❤️ 21 going on 61, that’s ma gal

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

@allycrichton I’m no very good at maths

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

9 months in Oz next week actual do not know how it’s went so fast 😭

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

@_llozz Omg you’re far too cute man 😭❤️

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

last week a was gettin off the tube n the guy behind me was abso gawin fur it heavy singin leona lewis bleedin love n a heavy canny stop thinkin about it like r u awrite son u had a bad day, just need a hug???

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

6 weeks hwgggg ✈️🤙🏼

[Veronica McCluskey @veronicamcc95]

How do burds have the effort tae straighten/ curl their hair in the morning?? Am honestly no even joking when a say that a don’t even have the effort tae brush mines n genuinely couldny even tell you the last time a brushed it, although am estimating roughly about 6 days ago x

[ET @_emmathorpe_]

95% of my work are Korean and this guy sat and stared at me at lunch in disgust eating my pot noodle with a fork THE WHOLE TIME like sorry I can’t use chopsticks fs. Started chucking beans at him when he was working 🤫

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

She got shot, she watched her friends die, she stood up in front of millions, threw up out of nerves, laughed about it, then finished her speech. #SamFuentes, there are no words ❤️ https://t.co/orbD7laaRm

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

KKW X MARIO

[mia @miamcgb]

is someone gony tell him it does this after every gig https://t.co/a734iPn36W