Gene Parmesan

i'm getting old and weird

[Gene Parmesan @_emsims]

if i had a nickel for every time Lauren named an inanimate object Randy Jackson during our childhood i'd have two nickels........ which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[Variance @playvariance]

Today we’re pleased to announce our partnership with @Somnia_Network, bringing together our shared passion for Gaming + Web3.

What to expect 👇

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Jo: I’m going to be a famous writer

Amy: I’m going to be an artist

Meg: I’m going to be a wife

Beth:

[fey @feytastiic]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG

[ali sousa ✨ @alisousa4]

“feels very passionately”

[dave waite @davewaitecomedy]

His job was beach

[out of context arrested development @casualarrested]

happy 4th of july. never forget who fought for your independence

[no @zedonarrival]

“SCOTUS has ruled—”

[Gene Parmesan @_emsims]

@Lill_fly LITERALLY, i'm expecting all the caring teachers to have left and 3 more gyms completed in the next 5-10 years

[Amanda Ach @amandaach]

Choosing which exclamation points to delete from my work email

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Left: Fox News claiming the pride flag the White House used promotes pedophilia.

Right: Fox’s parent company promoting its inclusiveness in 2022 by wrapping its corporate logo in the very same flag in a corporate social responsibility report. https://t.co/xhq4Myio5i

[Gene Parmesan @_emsims]

@98_emmerich update: all is well

[Gene Parmesan @_emsims]

left on read. is this the end for us </3

[Gene Parmesan @_emsims]

they could've left anti-hero as is smh

[Olivia @oliviacardinale]

BEJEWEL OSCO

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

conservatives going to the mall tomorrow

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://t.co/naHE4vc9Hm

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

TYRA MAILLLLLLL!!!!

[Gene Parmesan @_emsims]

third harry potter movie has the most immaculate vibes, simply cannot be touched by the others

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

The Chicago Trans Authority