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what were you expecting, billy loomis's mom?

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The scene from Donnie Darko when the kid yells "I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE" except not because I'm still very afraid

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@ShilC072820 feels bad man

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lol my raise request was denied 👍

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@BootsRiley thank you for your service 🫡

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this joke always gets me lol

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@JML_Filmes thanks he loved this

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it's jones's fifth birthday! everybody say happy birthday jones!!

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🤠

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take two

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hanging out by the river with friends. sometimes life is so beautiful :)

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can't believe i'm being subtweeted in 2026

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insane follow up

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@FredSBurrows rip roger ebert you would have loved this

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@JML_Filmes lmaoooooo

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i genuinely have so much disdain for letterboxd users

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my turn!!

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@JML_Filmes lmao you're not wrong

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my turn!!

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maybe my fav revolver track. paul sounds so good on this

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some days this is my fav supertramp album

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not this being the second bridget jones movie to start with one of the leading men dying

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jack white is dropping a new album 🫶