Erick

God above all💯

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Kwa hizi corporate jobs, it's a Monday morning. You've arrived late, and as you pass the receptionist's desk, you find her crying akibembelezwa na her Bestie in low tones. You dismiss it in your head, ukisema likely ni relationship issues she encountered over the long weekend.

Kuingia floor ya your department, kuna msichana wa SDA holding a Bible, praying silently while speaking in tongues. Then all over the office, all the women are crying and some consoling each other. The men wanalia wakimeza machozi, and your trusted Confidant is standing at the far end of the room, staring out the window, akijiongelesha akirusha mkono.

You shout and ask openly, Colleague mgani ameenda Sayuni? Na wasiogope kukuambia. Wanajua vizuri sana wewe ni ndume since uzaliwe na hakuna kitu hujapitia.

They break the news to you in unison: the owners of the organization have sent in McKinsey consultants to the company, and as we speak, wako boardroom conducting one-on-one interviews with the staff. Main topic ni, "the importance of your role in the achievement of the company's competitiveness in the ever-changing market."

Unaambiwa wameanza na top management wakishuka chini polepole. Kusikia tu jina “McKinsey,” nguvu inakuisha kwa magoti. Wewe pia unaenda kwa window na unaanza kujiongelesha.

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Unajua kwanini nacheka?

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

When club DJs are replaced by AI DJs and now revellers don't have to listen to shouting DJs and MCs...having said that, Papa Chally cannot be replaced by AI, he is still in the CD era😂😂

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The Star and Standard are better, bold and more credible newspapers than Nation. I urge Kenyans to buy The Star and Standard papers only.

[Erick @_eric_njenga]

@kamauwaruhiu Kumbe hii stori ya watu kufanana inakuanga ukweli

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The only reason why William Ruto fights Standard newspaper, owners & her editors is coz of perceived political competition with Gideon Moi.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Nairobi is generally overwhelming and Overstimulating for me. I dont know how long i can do this. On one side you are twisting your spinal cord like a Kakadu crocodile trying to get away from a guy in a trench coat carrying a 55’ inch Tv on his shoulder moving at a speed of 65km/h.

On the other side you’re trying not to step on the hawkers mtumba jeans that he has anikad 2inches away from the Main road, and at the same time you’re also trying not to get distracted by the Genzi baddie infront if you,that is wearing a baggy jeans with a tumbo cat, and a protruding white underwear that is peeping up her trouser forming a Y shape on her waist

While all this is happening,your right arm is simultaneously going back and forth in your left pocket to make sure your phone is still there,hujaibiwa. Bwana ayam telling you Nairobi is like vietnam,but without guns. The only thing that makes me come back here is poverty.

[Rose Gakuo @rose_gakuo]

The Three Judge Bench; Hon Justice Anthony Mrima, Lady Justice Dr.Freda Mugambi, Hon Justice Eric Ogola is currently reading The Ruling.

350 Pages .

350 Pages that define the Legitimacy and Supremacy of the Constitution.

350 Pages that chart a Country’s History🇰🇪

[Erick @_eric_njenga]

@jaokojohnmark Ipo siku watu wataungana

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The fact that prophet owuor has a following of over 1 million people in Kenya should tell you something about the outcome of the 2027 elections . If you add kanyari you abandon all hope.

[Erick @_eric_njenga]

@polo_kimanii Meaning the dorm is overpopulated
Which is also a threat to safety in times of emergency

[Mumbi Akinyi @Moh_Mumbi]

Disaster management in Kenya is a disaster

[Erick @_eric_njenga]

@kamauwaruhiu @PhoneExpressKe Mzee samaki zambezi inakuanga wapi
Nmeishi kutafuta

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Summarizes my week 👇🏽👇🏽

[Erick @_eric_njenga]

@kamauwaruhiu Nowadays wazee wanasema vijana wanavuruta bangi sana kwa shimo
They pay six thousands for six people to do tne work

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

@_Sakko Nobody cares how hard you work .

[kharldrogo @adderms1]

Ndio naminya kichwa baze and I'm noticing that avocado ni mingi kushinda nyanya kwa kachumbs.
It's a beautiful time for Tomato farmers gademit

[Junkyard diver @Anto_mbuguaa]

Hao car spotters wa flyover ndio wamenishikilia sanity ya watu wengi sana saa hii … 😂😂😂

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

This is how you approach the Gitaru Interchange like a Pro. Right Gear, Right Speed.

[Barrakah @S_Barrakah]

Scenes😂