Why did God spend so much time on Carrie Underwood to make her literal flawless but he couldn't sacrifice even a second longer on me to make sure I didn't get a butt chin???
The best thing I’ve ever done for myself since becoming a mom is stop investing in relationships that don’t fill my cup and instead take all of that time and energy I wasted before and put it into time well spent with my child. Want to find your true friends in life? Have a baby
If I had a dime for every time we have visited a new place and DJ wears an Iowa shirt out in public that some middle aged man will ask, “man did you play for Iowa?!” ………
I’d be freaking rich.
And every dang time DJ’s response gets stupider 🙄😂
Overall health - physical and mental - gets so much more valuable once you become a mom. I think it’s because you don’t just live for yourself anymore, you live every single day for your children 🫶🏼
The other day I literally said to Deej, “well gas and oil… it’s the same thing”
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UHM, I’m sorry ma’am… what???… I stg I never used to be this stupid y’all. Mom life has turned my brain to complete mush. The word I was looking for was fuel… GAS AND FUEL are the same 🥴
Hayden rolled over from her back to belly for the first time tonight and I don’t know what it is about this specific milestone, but I’m unwell about it 🥹🤍
social media breaks will remind you that a lot of this shit doesn’t even deserve a reaction all the time. conserve that energy for creativity, community, love, exploration, etc.
I’m going to start putting stuff I order for Hayden in her name so when the package comes for “Hayden Fulton” my husband doesn’t question me… I’ll just start blaming her… “Sorry babe, Hay must have gotten her hands on the credit card again, she’s out of control” 🤣
@jessworkman0 @JasmynSevilla I literally just saw him on someone’s Instagram story at his concert in California… and was going to text you two to let you know if you don’t send me a video of every freaking song he sings when you go in May I’m going to be flipping pissed 🤣
The other night dj and I were talking about baby finally being here and this man says “I can’t wait for baby snuggles in the evening while we sit out on the deck this spring” 🥺🥺🥺
This is literally my dream ❤️ and now I’m manifesting that we have an early spring this year
As I get closer and closer to my due date my only fear is that I’m going to go into labor the day before a hair wash day and then my schedule is going to be totally screwed and I’m going to be pushing out a baby on day 5 hair 🥴
People keep telling me that I don’t want to have a baby that’s an Aquarius and now I’m scared because the chances of me having an Aquarius is 99.99999999%