erk

im picking up really sketch vibes

[i like food @messedupfoods]

de-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

My favorite gender neutral way to address people is by calling them “Big Dog”

It:
- is usable for all identities
- makes people feel cool
- sounds sick as hell

[erk @_erkwat]

just know when return of the mack comes on imma act a fool

[erk @_erkwat]

if you don’t know my grandma name then we ain’t really dogs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz i’m hilarious

[OREO Cookie @Oreo]

no more emails, we’ve decided. email is canceled.

[pj @pjayevans]

You are not supposed to drink when you’re pregnant because the baby isn’t 21

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

Me and who

[danlet @evildanevil]

Can I come over and act peculiar

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

It doesn't matter if protesters interrupt his meal because Brett Kavanaugh believes dinner begins at reservation

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

it’s nearly time folks

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

I had a dream that I went to a party and had to meet people. So actually it was a nightmare.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

love em or hate em there’s one thing u can’t deny about em and it’s that the minions get people talking

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ