Austin Eschenbach

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[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@NJPAC @herbiehancock It doesn't work :(

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@The7Line @The7LineArmy ARMY! Who's got 2 x $95-ers left for me?

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@twaniimals reptar next

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@oneshiningmets lhb/rhb?

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@LinusEkenstam @raywongy 👀

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@jameygannon tell me you never use your freezer without telling me you never use your freezer..

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@kentcdodds Serve Site A as HTTPS locally, create a DNS record on the Prod VPC for each dev env that points to each dev machine (https://t.co/oeh9nakYLR), setup a new dynamic media root path just like for any other environment, create a self-signed cert for each dev machine.

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@cnakazawa As a junior, I accidentally pushed a broken JavaScript library I was tasked with de-obfuscating and brought down one of Top 20 most-visited websites on the internet for about 10 minutes... The amount of revenue lost was close to my monthly salary!

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@brandonousley sunshower!

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@thekitze back to chrome for performance.. all i wanted was to be able to hide/show the omnibar and tabs in chrome like you can in full screen mode.. now trying to fork chromium

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

composer John Cage asked for his organ piece to be played "as slow as possible" so 22 years ago today the Halberstadt Cathedral in Germany was like "okay" and embarked on a 639 year continuous performance. Each note lasts a months and Wikipedia has a schedule

[Dr Charlie Gardner (also on the blue place) @CharlieJGardner]

Happy 111th birthday to this little one

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@SoleRetriever this one is for the heads.. union takes the "stiched" idea further w/ the footscape callback.. AND the colors.. def a must w/ yellow laces

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@rugawdmusik pro-tip, you can mix on any cans as long as you use solid reference tracks!

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@JMincone "Mets agreeing to pay a significant portion of the $93 million still owed to Verlander through 2025, according to an official with direct knowledge of the deal."

https://t.co/yq8xjaJoLI

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@Hollander16Paul @martinonyc I think it's hard for people to wrap their heads around giving Max Scherzer AND money, when really they were going to have to pay more than that anyways if Scherzer didn't opt-out (which he probably wouldn't have)..

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@Amont22 @martinonyc @mlbtraderumors They were going to pay $59M since Scherzer wasn't likely to exercise his player option and become a free agent to try and get more than his guaranteed $43.3M.

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@TheOfficial_CSS @PSLToFlushing '23 payroll was *$334 pre-tax not $364

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@TheOfficial_CSS @PSLToFlushing For '24, >$237M counts for Luxury Tax.

$237-257M
(Y1: 20%, Y2: 30%, Y3+: 50%)
$257-277M
(Y1: 32%, Y2: 42%, Y3+: 62%)
$277-297M
(Y1: 62.5%, Y2: 75%, Y3+: 95%)
$297M+
(Y1: 60%, Y2: 80%, Y3+: 105%)

Next yr. will be Y2 %s vs. Y1 so even if total payroll < $364, tax could be more.

[Austin Eschenbach @_eschie]

@TheOfficial_CSS @PSLToFlushing Yes, and no. It reduces the total salary subject to tax slightly, but we're still massively over, and the penalties increase each consecutive year of being over.