Eva🍭

[hex @thectrldevil]

told my bf I want to lose like 15 pounds to be at my goal weight and his response was “oh you want to lose all our meals and memories together”

[َ @femqrl]

hey so summer house comes first no shade

[S @sebasriive]

Es el mejor tuit en la historia de esta red social.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

Time for the Summer House reunion

[maggie! ☻ @BARANAVITCH]

i don't use a period tracker i just wait until i feel like michael robinavitch and then i know for sure she's on her way

[brooke @conradfshr]

off campus cast going back to set right after the show premieres is the work ethic ive been dreaming of for years

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

men think women are extremely dumb

[໊ @meishato]

I punched a guy cus he was making rape jokes and one of things he said was “what’s difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care If I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

Well, yes

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Ways to say I love you without saying I love you.

[໊ @meishato]

men really be like “since i can’t sexually harass women anymore i’ll just let them die”

[🦌 @fwninluv]

what in the pick me

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

It shouldn’t have taken a dead man’s emails to believe thousands of girls.

[Maira @maira4yo]

hearing a man say “i was going to” is such a turn off bc

1. you didn’t
2. you’re lying
3. and now i’m bored

[hopeꕤ @bloomformgk]

- sabrina gets hate because she’s “too h0rny”
- taylor gets hate because she’s “mass releasing” (basically doing her job)
- ariana gets hate because she’s “too skinny”
- tate gets hate for “over dancing”
- madison gets hate because she’s “too pretty to be a singer”
- dua lipa gets hate because “her features aren’t feminine enough”

yet nobody is putting the same effort into this abuser.

[bacon @baconecaos]

Meanwhile the real female gaze: