Everybody Poops

Dedicated to my Dad, lost to colorectal cancer but never forgotten, especially not his jokes! #ThePoops

[Everybody Poops @_everybodypoops]

DM me your #PoopStories, they will stay anonymous (unless you want a shoutout of course 💩). #EverybodyHasOne #ThePoops

[Paul Guzik, DO @PaulGuzikDO]

Post-Colonoscopy Follow up 💩💫
10 years ➡️ Normal ✈️🎨
7-10 yrs ➡️ 1-2 small TAs ⛳️🥓
3-5 yrs ➡️ 3-4 small TAs 🤹‍♀️👨‍👩‍👧‍👧
3 yrs ➡️ Adenoma >10mm 👣☄️
3 yrs ➡️ Tubulovillous/villous 🎞
3 yrs ➡️ High grade dysplasia 🧟‍♂️
1 year ➡️ >10 adenomas 🖐🤚➕
6 mos ➡️ Piecemeal >20mm 🪚🪓

[Everybody Poops @_everybodypoops]

Colorectal cancer screening now starts at age 45 for the average risk adult 💩

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It’s really weird how one day you wake up and refried beans are delicious

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Know your P.O.O.P.

[GrepMed @grepmeded]

Pain out of Proportion (POOP) - Differential Diagnosis by Dr. Manrique Umana McDermott @umanamd

"Pain out of Proportion" -> https://t.co/Xk396dJwJF

#FOAMed #MedEd

[Everybody Poops @_everybodypoops]

@lunakaelin Did you say poop map?

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@GroovyAJ1 What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake

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@ssoojindere Pooping.... Poopen... Poop pen

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@Reuters "In 2020 the hedge funds got richer. Now they're bracing for Gamestop" $GME

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@TeChaiMate Everybody poops 🤷‍♂️

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@FUSiiZAA The Porcelain Throne 🚽

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@TheRoaringKitty Where’s your YOLO update?

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@JoeBiden Joe, the stimulus is going straight into $GME equity. Brrrrr 🚀

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@_J0hnJ0hn What are your favorite platforms and why?

[Paul Guzik, DO @PaulGuzikDO]

As I sit here working on my gastroenterology fellowship applications, I am reminded of the 2nd chance I was given to fulfill my life’s purpose: to prevent this disease from taking someone else’s loved one. Thank you for giving me life and giving me purpose, Dad. (3/3)

[Paul Guzik, DO @PaulGuzikDO]

When my Dad was 53 he was diagnosed with colorectal cancer. Today marks the anniversary of his passing at the age of 59. After that tragic day, I realized my purpose in life. (2/3)

[Paul Guzik, DO @PaulGuzikDO]

When I was 11 I almost died of septic shock. 7 years later, my surgeon told me I would have died had I not had emergency surgery that day. After that conversation, I decided I would become a doctor to give another person the same second chance at life I was given. (1/3)

[Everybody Poops @_everybodypoops]

@guzik_do Your butt cheeks

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Can you believe they’re still together after all the shit they’ve been through?

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This is a real tragedy 😞

“As many as 80 million babies worldwide are missing out on routine childhood vaccines because of the coronavirus pandemic, the World Health Organization said Friday.”

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@CFOperations What is going on with all this shit in 2020 😞