emma watson

[emma watson @_ewatson]

Made a second Twitter so I can retweet myself because I'm the only one who finds me funny

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Really looking forward to being bad at making eye contact again.

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[emma watson @_ewatson]

Today Bell will donate 5¢ towards #mentalhealth initiatives for each use of #BellLetsTalk.

[emma watson @_ewatson]

@alliskinnerxo how I make Andrew feel after you and I hangout lol

[egann @egannwyda]

picked my girlfriend up from “just drinking wine with the girls”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I really can’t believe high school me was texting people 24/7 like now if I receive more than 3 texts from someone in an hour my entire body shuts down it’s like the scene in monsters inc with the sock

[emma watson @_ewatson]

Online shopping can’t even fix today... and when has that ever failed me?!

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @mizzzzjensen]

is there anything more hellish than falling asleep in ur makeup for like an hour and having to wake up and wash ur face

[$helby $weetheart @ShelbsDobbs]

You can’t spell mental breakdown without the word men so riddle me that one boys

[Nik @stfuIol]

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “idk how to hold a pencil”

[J @jenbaaxter]

I shouldn’t be upset but I’m upset, a thread.

[emma watson @_ewatson]

Why is my life an episode of Grey’s post Derek’s death instead of pre Derek’s death?! The screen writer of my life has it out for me.