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Basically the real life version of Penelope Garcia, with the addition of a Halsey obsession.

[J @jenbaaxter]

@halsey Carrier pigeon plz

[J @jenbaaxter]

“Does the baby get Italian citizenship if it’s born inside @eastsidemarios ?” - D

[J @jenbaaxter]

@mikeserra5 Looks cozy, I accept 🥲💛

[J @jenbaaxter]

What if I added a house to my baby registry. Do you think anyone would bite?? 🤪

[J @jenbaaxter]

HELLO did anyone else wake up to a physical letter from @halsey yesterday??

[J @jenbaaxter]

@StaxOfDonuts Too many close calls waking you up in the morning

[J @jenbaaxter]

@kidscriedout Did it indeed, slap?

[J @jenbaaxter]

Just curious: is the default fry for a combo at @McDonaldsCanada now a small? I ordered a McDouble as a combo (not the mcpicks) and received a medium drink but a small fry. A little bummed but there are worse problems to have. 🤷‍♀️

[J @jenbaaxter]

@TookishBooks Years ago I discovered “Are you the one?” On MTV and proceeded to watch every season ever made

[J @jenbaaxter]

Hey @TimHortons I thought this was supposed to be a holiday cookie???Ordered 2 for me and my coworker and both ended up with chocolate chip. Very confused.

[J @jenbaaxter]

@kidscriedout Not a first name basis but a nickname basis. You’ve reached new heights

[J @jenbaaxter]

Happy 929 @halsey 🤍

[J @jenbaaxter]

Sorry @Ticketmaster but I need to know your criteria for a verified fan cause I got waitlisted for @NoahKahan (and I checked TM for tix to Toronto show everyday for 2 months straight) and my silly goose of a boyfriend got a code after searching for him like once. #explain !!!!

[cecily @cess_ill_ee]

@NoahKahan We’ll All Be Here Forever (sitting in front of our computers waiting for Ticketmaster to send out presale codes)

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon 😆 Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at https://t.co/lLl7WR4BTr. Eras attire, friendship bracelets, singing and dancing encouraged 🫶 1, 2, 3 LGB!!!! (iykyk)

[J @jenbaaxter]

@carriec96 Still waiting 🤞

[tree🌲 @capricornlikeme]

i will never advocate for a return of glee but some of these new musicians need to be humbled by the fear of darren criss absolutely bodying their song in a way they can never professionally recover from

[J @jenbaaxter]

@mattroweart It was so good!!!!!

[J @jenbaaxter]

Bet she’s the unknown artist on the Barbie soundtrack

[J @jenbaaxter]

Well fuck we can’t afford housing or groceries LET US ENJOY SOMETHING 😤

[stop talking dirty to me(ghan) @babyouremyqueen]

i beg of you to not take swifties into account when discussing financial stabilty and healthy financial decisions shdhhfhfhdb