Jordan

Comparison is a thief of joy.

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

@KHONnews my roommates and I got this alert this morning. I haven’t seen anything on the news about this

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

I've dated the same person for 4.5 years and the thing that might bother me the most is that he eats the crust of his pizza first #whyyyy

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

Half way tempted to pay for TSA pre check because it enables my terrible "being late to the airport" habit.

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

I just learned what pineapple is supposed to taste like. Thank you, Hawaii 🍍

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

Honestly if I inspire one person to sing even if they're not talented, this life is worth it

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

If you are at kareoke and a bad singer: you are VALID

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

There are a ton of kids on my flight because I'm going to Hawaii and kids are so strange and hilarious but I'm sure this novelty will wear 😅

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

So I'm at the pharmacy picking up mediciations like I've done every month since I was 19 and I still don't get what pharmacists do 😂

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

Me to me: why is there so much traffic in my college town?
*realizes it's graduation weekend*

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

As a surprise to no one, my roommate's guests are just as rude as he is. Great....

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Looks like a pretty clear relationship between where life expectancy has declined and where vote has shifted to GOP. https://t.co/6UKUWW4JBg

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

"You know that guy w/ Trump who is under investigation w/ the Justice Department"
"You're going to have to be way more specific than that"

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

@lambarghini_ Never see viable alternatives or solutions for growing demand of urban areas without displacing residents.

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

@lambarghini_ But economically (due to loans, lowish income, etc.) cannot unless living in typically low income place. I know it's criticized, but cont..

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

@lambarghini_ Do you have material I could read about gentrification? From my POV, young people (like me) want to live in cool interesting places cont...

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

If I "dated to marry" when I was 16, 18, 20, however, those people would be wildly different. Date good people you enjoy and it'll be okay.

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

I'm not saying you should date someone bad for you, or someone you wouldn't be friends with, but sometimes things can be enjoyed temporarily

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

Every time I see tweets/FB posts about "dating to marry" I literally lose time off my life.

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

My roommate and I are best friends on Snapchat only because we send each other snaps whenever his dog does ridiculous stuff which is always.

[Jordan @_extrajordanary]

I just saw someone pay at the grocery store with a check. I swear sometimes Tucson feels like the 90s.