Flint Westplains

Detroit by Detroit

[Flint Westplains @_F_P_J]

Happy Sunday @TonyLittleReal 😎

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@ComedyCentral can you please make The Roast of Gordon Ramsey a thing?

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@faylynjohnson Hi Buggs

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Please stop putting things in bourbon barrels

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@sammyboller #areyouswingin

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

If I cut off my ears I’ll only need like 7 more cosmetic surgeries to resemble a harbor seal. 🤩

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You ever get so attached to a rubber glove that you wash your glove hand?

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

At this fashion show waiting for my tour manager to bring me a drink from the open bar because this is NOT MY COMFORT ZONE

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This thunderstorm is delugional!!!!

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#1 in toan 👌

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Do White Walkers have to sleep?

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Concision. Look it up.

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

peanuts are beans 🤫

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

The gov’t mule version of she said, she said sure does make me want to turn it off and listen to the Beatles.

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@scalesrtheworst 2019: the year of the 2 and 6

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@sammyboller I’ll have a pbr, and spirit water, and a White Russian plz

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Need Hoops’ wings sent to Nashville stat