Dad's little helper

Dad

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I will be auctioning off my briefs with the proceeds going to charity.

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You really do soil yourself when you hear a surprise loud noise. #40slife

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Aging is no joke. One minute your shirtless at a gathering and the next your getting knocked over by the passenger door.

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I pulled my calf looking for my wallet underneath the car seat.

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Instead of expensive sunglasses I now have reading glasses hanging from the collar of my shirt.

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I buy phone screen protectors three at a time because I'll screw up twice installing it before I get it right.

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Pouring baking soda and vinegar down the drain is what I do these days to get that rush.

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I'm starting to second guess eating that leftover steak at 3am.

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@bullyray5150 @GaryCappetta @JRsBBQ @BustedOpenRadio This is their greatest entrance https://t.co/JvVLSaLZzj

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@Timotato @philipberne That cloud on the horizon provided the perfect storm opportunity there...

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@Timotato taken this past weekend in central New Mexico with Pixel 4 astrophotography.

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Germany stamps authority on Lufthansa with $9.8 billion lifeline https://t.co/VPJl4a8GtZ

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Israel locked down mainly ultra-Orthodox Jewish areas of Jerusalem to try to contain the spread of the coronavirus from the densely populated neighborhoods where the infection rate is high https://t.co/wb9ywLhcAA

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@PhoenixAEW Rosemary

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@WrestlingInc Brodie Lee

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Unscripted Excellence #ImWithAEW

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@RossTuckerNFL has the best leapfrog in professional sports. Get this man on a practice squad!

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UPDATE: The top US diplomat in Ukraine offered a "disturbing" portrayal of President Trump's Ukraine dealings in closed-door testimony Tuesday to impeachment inquiry investigators, House Democrats say. https://t.co/7tRU3Hq0yg

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@IAmJericho @TalkIsJericho @Skynyrd The most compelling podcast I have ever heard.

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@VicLombardi They cut Flacco before the end of the 3rd quarter.