fay fay🦋🩺

RN

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Total Drama Island was way before its time like a reality tv cartoon is literally genius

[mantha @samanthlogan_]

i know it is a privilege to feel things deeply, but what the fuck

[𝒶𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑒 ♡ 𐙚 @Aaliyah_Lillli]

anyone who knows me & have heard me spoken before knows i and bambam are very much similar.

once called someone and they were convinced it was her on the phone. 💀

for 50,000 naira only, i can teach you.

you would be basking in femininity by the time i’m done with you.

dm.

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

August nearly kill me.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Nobody sits their ass down like I do. If there’s a chair, excuse me, but I’m sitting 😭

[Roving @roving_thinker]

Imagine buying biro for twenty naira and two hundred naira in one lifetime.

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

I’m so tired of this country man

See the kind grind you gat grind to Chop turkey and Greek yogurt consistency, no be even to buy Car .

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Every now and then I see discourse about if it’s ethical to pierce babies ears or not. I wish my mom gave me an ear stack tbh like…

[Atemachia @Vapour_45]

Bandits will kidnap a person from public transport and demand a crazy amount for ransom, do you think a person whose family can easily raise twenty million naira will be on a night bus travelling to KOGI?

[Ellie @maverickslens]

Whenever I want to drop my two cents I think “what’s even my own” and then I move on cause truly what’s even my own

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

4 salaries left for the year and I don’t know what I did with the other 8 😭 Life is a tragedy.

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[B£RL🤍 @BerlofMonaco]

“Salary week” but dem never still pay me

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

Cold what? 😭

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[Amar @Lee_Monareng]

I raise you a family company 😭 that has no HR.

[Jozie @joziebaby]

You know what would really slap? Some anesthesia. Like, recreationally. Someone should look into that.

Can you put me under for a couple days? Just a few. Nothing too outrageous.

[keebahhhh🧚‍♀️ @alawiyeeee]

normalize sleeping first when you have headache, no be every headache need paracetamol or pain relief.

[🌸 willow 🌸 @wiwiiowow]

genuinely underrated genre of bowl right here. pasta excels in conditions like these