🖤aquaruis garbage🖤

That’s what I wanted to be when I grew up. Trash.

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

if you aren’t sleeping with me then you’re sleeping against me

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Begrudgingly, I must shout out 1940s Germany for realizing concentration camp merch would have been a bridge too far.

[crucifunker @ghostmotorfingr]

don’t post her ever again i’m so fucking serious

[tanarchiste 𝍎𝌆 @kezia_vocado]

wrong account diva

[vic 🤍 hiatus @blueistblur]

tweets that have had me crying for 10 minutes straight

[crucifunker @ghostmotorfingr]

kinda fab timing for this very mid-80s Trashy Lingerie style cover photo shot by LaChapelle himself to drop in the midst of a bunch of losers being up in arms over her incredibly tame album cover. i like this!

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

Nothing could have prepared me for Donald's voice who the fuck is that 💀

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

can’t we just let the polly pocket girl be horny

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

sabrina carpenter has looney tune sexuality and everyone’s acting like she’s bonnie blue

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

this was worse than them actually murdering people

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

i assumed bradshaw

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Maybe because it’s a fucking dinosaur lurking in water

[akil & saltfish @yungdessalines]

my sister found out that C# notes vibrate on the same frequency that bumblebees use to pollinate certain flowers so she in the garden playin violin for the tomatoes

[deadbeat daughter @quackity1408]

she was right oh she was right

[jude @judecomputer]

i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”