The Golden Goons

Wheeling and dealing

[Jonny Hogue @jonnyhogue]

"Think training is hard? Try losing." - Nike

[Allora @AlloraBrynn]

Everyone follow @_foreverISnever please! (: they have pretty sick tweets (:

[Chirp Hard Hockey @ChirpHard]

damn man you think that's flow? you should see what's between your girlfriend's legs, filthy flow!! #chirped

[Chirp Hard Hockey @ChirpHard]

good game.
good game.
pussy.
good game.
fuck you.
good game.
#chirpcity

[Juju 😵‍💫 @j_vit30]

I love trying to sleep when it's hot #shitnoonesays ever

[The Golden Goons @_foreverISnever]

Going to your girlfriends house and end up watching playoffs with her dad #playoffpride

[Adam Sandler Parody @ItzAdamSandler]

It really does all make sense…on his death bed, Earl Woods gave Tiger the following advice: "Focus on golf. Fuck everything else."

[McLovin Parody @IamMcLovinThis]

Son: Dad I had my first blowjob today,
Dad: How was it?,
Son: It tasted funny.

[Chirp Hard Hockey @ChirpHard]

giroux suspended for a game, shanny if the flyers get knocked you can count on all of philadelphia waiting for you in the parking lot.

[Adam Sandler Parody @ItzAdamSandler]

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A. Mega-saur-ass

[The Golden Goons @_foreverISnever]

The four teams in the Western Coference going into the second round,aren't really use to the playoffs, they're used to the draft lottery..

[The Golden Goons @_foreverISnever]

Driving back home from Africa #textme

[The Golden Goons @_foreverISnever]

And another shitty goal in overtime . Wheuuu #Bodkerissick

[The Golden Goons @_foreverISnever]

Driving to Africa #textme