Jon Fort

May contain sarcasm.
Effortlessly uncool.

[Jon Fort @_forty_]

Ho ho ho #christmastreemassacre

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being unable to remember if your newest password has one extra number on the end, or two extra numbers, or an extra exclamation mark, or two? Or two extra numbers and two exclamation… oh, it’s locked you out.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

A true legend.

Rest in peace, John.

[Mark Lawrenson @MTLawrenson]

Really sad to lose Mottie…😢Top Commentator/Raconteur/Travelling companion-To know him was to Love him..RIP..Love to Annie & family..❤️

[England @England]

One of the greatest to have graced the beautiful game.

Farewell, Pelé. You will never be forgotten.

[Top Gear @BBC_TopGear]

“When the two guys at the front are fighting for the championship, you get put in the wall” – Frankie Wainman Jnr. definitely not quoting Red Bull’s F1 team radio there.

[Lauren Layfield @LaurenLayfield]

I hate people who say they love winter.

“Oooh i LOVE winter, me. Chunky sweaters and pumpkin spiced lattes and MUCUS JUST WEEPING FROM YOUR HOLES”

yeah great crack you madheads

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British exaggerations:
-The wind nearly blew me away
-The queue was a mile long
-I've told you a million times
-I stepped in a puddle about a foot deep
-I’ve been on hold for hours
-The bread was rock hard
-I’ve got about 10,000 emails this morning
-It was fun

[Jon Fort @_forty_]

@IAmInTheToilet

[Jon Fort @_forty_]

@Dobson76S

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

“Unbelievable Jeff” The Lionesses are the European Champions 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 Well played 👏🏻👏🏽🏆

[INDYCAR on NBC @IndyCaronNBC]

UNBELIEVABLE!

WHAT A SAVE by @ColtonHerta! #INDYCAR

📺 : @NBC and @PeacockTV

[Ian Danter @talkdants]

I’m heartbroken 💔

Nigel Pearson has so sadly just passed away. Just the most beautiful soul, full of laughs and character.

Thoughts with Kerrie and the family at this time

Nige was the best of us and I owe him so so much. Miss you mate xxxxx

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

How good is it to see him back! 🤩

Sky Sports LEGEND Dave Clark is at home in Leeds and he's back on the big stage ❤️️

[Kerrang! TV @KerrangTV]

After a rocky (and not the good kind 🤘🏼) couple of months, Kerrang! TV is back on air! Tune into Sky 358 or Virgin 342 to get your fix of some awesome rock anthems

[Atlassian Williams F1 Team @WilliamsRacing]

GEORGE RUSSELL STARTS P2. WHAT A LAP!!!!!!!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

"At this very moment in time, this is at the top. It's the best thing I've done." 💬

Twelve years ago, Jaco van Gass was fighting for his life after being injured in Afghanistan. Now he's a Paralympic champion.

This is his story ⤵️ #Paralympics

[Jon Fort @_forty_]

@Dobson76S

[8 Out of 10 Cats @8Outof10Cats]

Sean Lock's greatest achievement brings a tear to @jimmycarr's eye 😂 Don't miss more #CatsCountdown Best Bits on Friday at 9pm on @Channel4 with @RonJichardson Alan Carr @WeeMissBea @RichardAyoade @joelycett @RealDMitchell @Roisinconaty @susie_dent @RachelRileyRR and many more!

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

😂💔

[The Hundred @thehundred]

200 runs?! 🤯

You cannot do that, Northern Superchargers...

#TheHundred