bazinga

at the end of the day, my journey is about speaking my truth 👍👌😇

[bazinga @_fosforitx]

los ideales que pretende difundir mi cuenta son estos

[angie 𝜗℘ SUNNY SPOILERS @revelation146]

mac's entire physicality shifting the instant a shirtless man is revealed to him... the cut to him suddenly having a limp wrist is immaculate

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the sluttiest thing someone can do is have an ethical dilemma over their lust for you

[summer @transgendererer]

urge to go to a motel. a motel is a place of no responsibility. you cant do anything good at the motel. maybe it has a pool you can swim in the pool. you cant work, handle things. cant even really have fun. youre just a person. the motel makes you a person. theres an ice machine

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

I’m invested in that wicker penis. Will it be shown? It’s wicker so why tf not. Show us.

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

I’m half the fаg I used to be

[knd @cande_nzg]

para mi bridgerton es ideal para ilustrar el progresismo europeo-yanki porque lograron imaginar un pasado sin segregación racial pero no uno sin opresión de clase colonial

[bazinga @_fosforitx]

primer tweet que veo y tiene que ser una take de mierda después de estar 46494837 años sin entrar aquí

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

'GOODNIGHT PUNPUN' creator Inio Asano says AI restrictions are one reason he paused 'Mujina Into the Deep'

"Mangaka are not allowed to use AI. But using AI actually drives up the quality by a mile... maybe it would be better to start drawing after they lift the ban."

[regan kelly @midwestern_baby]

sometimes your psychiatrist will diagnose you with bipolar disorder and try to sic big pharma on you. what you actually need to do is dump your boyfriend, quit your job, stop talking to all of your friends, move to a new city, and start over.

[CS🔻💻Commie🇵🇸🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🇻🇳🇱🇦🇻🇪 @comrade_pabs]

My favorite Cold War joke:
An American spy and a Soviet spy are sharing a drink
A: Your propaganda program is incredible! Truly sophisticated stuff. I tell you, we at the CIA are in awe.
S: Thanks friend but our propaganda has nothing on yours.
A: Huh? What propaganda?

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

it’s 2017. i’m watching the sherlock finale. it’s ass & people are convinced there’s a secret final ep

it’s 2022. im watching the killing eve finale. it’s ass & people are convinced there’s a secret final ep

it’s 2026. im watching the st finale. it’s ass an

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

saw two beautiful women with just the ugliest husbands the other day. Not genetically unattractive just zero effort dads, unkempt and listless. I wanted to call someone some kind of authority but there’s no one to call. there’s no one to call.

[bazinga @_fosforitx]

manifesting un fin de año borracho

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

[monk @mechanical_monk]

my only dating take is that americans should stop exporting the concept of dating

[Finch @blckbrdquitter]

growing up u think everything is queerbait and then u realize that most "straight" adult men have deeply romantic feelings towards other men they will never ever ever act on but think is completely normal and this includes show writers

[danishka @chaosfetishist]

people have a profound obsession with the thought that they are different from everyone else

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[bazinga @_fosforitx]

así se sintió ver endgame en el cine

[saz @keeryish]

what the fuck sure

[bazinga @_fosforitx]

me parecen todos feísimos

[claudia a. @awheartstopper]

MY PRECIOUS 😭💗