Franch Toast

Mrs. Prudente

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

5am @ the gym…
Locker room attendant upon exiting the sauna:
“Damn it’s hot as hell in there”
Me: “I think that’s the point”

[Yahoo @Yahoo]

@OmidTweets @Twitter

[Tampax US @Tampax]

@Twitter Twitter? Guess we'll insert ourselves right here.

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Even Mark sick of everybody’s shit.

[Microsoft Teams @MicrosoftTeams]

@Twitter *unmutes mic*

Hey everyone.

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

I’m here for this

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Good morning to everyone except Mark Zuckerberg

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

🔥🔥🔥

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Does it cover up cheating on Jennifer Lopez?

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

@allezdruck

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

They ran that way! It was a run by fruiting! 🍎🍋🍐

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Wow. So true.

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Life can be divided into 2 moods:
Sometimes u need to take ur bra off and do nothing.
Sometimes u need to put a bra on and get moving.

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Is retweeting yourself a thing?

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

He said: Much success to you, even if you wish me the opposite, sooner or later we’ll all see who the prophet is. @Nas #Vibes

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

You are NOT married to a real Italian unless you have a box of emergency pasta hidden in your home somewhere 🍝

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Miley online shopping for her outfit for SNL tonight: “white embroidered nipple shirts”
“White shirts with embroidered boobs”

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Can i get a signed waiver that thats as hard as it gets? 🥴

[Rohish @nyc9009]

Officially finished the toughest semester of didactic year 🧿🙏🏽

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Does it even count as a shower if you don’t scald the first three layers of skin off?

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Am i the only psycho who sprays themselves with perfume after a shower to sit home alone & study?

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Just ate a handful of peanut m&m’s for breakfast before my rheumatology final. You know. #PASchool

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

Where do all the missing hair clips go? Hair clip heaven?

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

@optimumhelp i need help. Customer service sucks. Please help me now.

[Franch Toast @_franch_toast]

I wish i was alive for Woodstock ‘69