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(she/they) nonbinary menace

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my new goal is to be weird and strange at least once a week

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@Leaf_dnp 🪑

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@soitgoeslexi You people would have to see me at the bank lordt

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@salsadrunkard @Forever_Wario If you take it too seriously you’re doing too much and you’re a dweeb

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@salsadrunkard @Forever_Wario It used to be about as serious as the “is a hot dog a sandwich” “discourse” but ppl don’t get that northeasterners like to argue about everything no matter how important

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@sdnuop0001f @CuddleCryptid @tranidishwasher Right. Drug addicts famously giving away their supply. foh I’m no longer engaging with this.

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@sdnuop0001f @CuddleCryptid @tranidishwasher Literally what would be the motivation, if you were homeless to alter the cigarette in any way. Let’s just say they did have extra drugs to go around, why give them out and not sell them? Or use them? Or trade them for something useful? This is just scapegoating homelessness.

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Saw a baby lantern fly today

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Shed a tear at work cause I can’t own a default mammal. I just want some bullshit with fur HES SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM

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Zohran wake it up

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Free mister Softee for everyone

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In my New York this gets you one of these

[maya @slintpill]

Cameron winter

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@mandylane06 Have you spoken to the LGBTQ recently? cause we’re eating this up

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@melekcanimbenim @thintechgodhead @madokamujica Wait actually I might be wrong about if it were used in this exact context specifically but if you had said “non, ce signifie « if »” I would have said “si, ce signifie « yes »”

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@melekcanimbenim @thintechgodhead @madokamujica Yes, it also means if but it can also mean yes in the context of a correction. For example, if I had written this comment in French the word “yes” would’ve been “si” rather than “oui” because “oui” implies agreement

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@thintechgodhead @madokamujica Oh like “si” in French

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

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How does wemby even go about his daily business while here on off days?? If he were built like a normal human he could just wear a hairpiece or smthg but that man is 7’4” and has a slenderman quality that can not be mistaken

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@dazaiivy @hkafterdark Extraordinary Attorney Woo

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@clingyuhao @hkafterdark Extraordinary Attorney Woo

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@hkafterdark Woo to the Young to the Woo