Frank Luongo

Software Engineer

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

Hunter Biden is not the hero this country needs but the one it deserves

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

sometimes I still get mad about that kid in luck of the irish getting all the answers on his test right by just filling in it at random

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

Being a developer in 2026 is like,

“AI will write and deploy your app in 30 minutes”

and

“a poisoned cache in a github action infected countless NPM packages with a worm that would run rm -rf if you tried to rotate your ssh keys to stop it”

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

I’m watching hockey and I care wtf is going on

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

PSA: you do NOT need 4 pairs of dumbbells at the same time to do bicep curls in a public gym.

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

@TimRunsHisMouth Here's the bill:
https://t.co/y7z9Kdn8j6
feel free to highlight the part that says no taxes on tips

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Sorry your boyfriend didn’t even get the chance to kick big dog

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

Okay so what are the odds 50 Cent is the next CEO of United Healthcare?

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

@amuse Y’all act like Trump wouldn’t do this sketch TODAY

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

All I can say is, if you voted for Trump, I hope it was worth it. I hope you get the administration you deserve.

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

@rayzorcrest That sounds best. This roomba needs at least a few mental health days. He can’t increase shareholder value in this condition

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

@rayzorcrest He was really contemplating if we wanted to extend his time on this mortal plane or not

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

I just hope there’s a day where JD Vance has to come out and say, “I did not have sexual relations with that couch”

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

I gotta be honest, I think “forgiving and forgetting” is the biggest scam we ever learned. Be petty. Seek revenge. Get vengeance.

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

“I believe in different kinds of intelligence”
- Liz

“I believe in ghosts”
- Katie Heer

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

@Training2Retire @Apple Everything this guy says is a lie. Nancy has been trying to get away from him for years

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

I’m just gonna say it, the song “boyfriend” by usher may be the greatest diss track of all time

[Frank Luongo @_frankluongo]

Waiting for Seth Rogen to tweet, “what’s a Miranda sings”