jessicaaa

you are all entitled to my completely unsolicited opinion. you’re welcome

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

Every day at work I clock in and say “They don’t call it a PANdemic for nothing so let’s get this bread” and if that’s not comedy gold I don’t know what is

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@KTLA White lotus season 3?

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

Why is maxwell house only good to the last drop. What’s in that last drop?

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@Bonnie_Bellevue Behold the secret. Directly into boiling water for 11 min and into an ice bath

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@Bonnie_Bellevue https://t.co/7IOM4PMrJw

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

nursing students take one picture in scrubs and start posting quotes about saving lives, just go get room 4 a blanket bro

[LUCA LUSH @LUCALUSH]

Anyone who says "if ur nervous just imagine the crowd in their underwear" has never DJ'd a rave before

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@HdotFLY1134 @Griz Just take the L. But not like “take the L”.🙃

[Eric Martinez @erric_martinez]

@Glamazon1026 These MF dropped the hottest track for Pearl and never came back. Shit ain’t right.

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@fleah42069 Congrats!!

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

My god I love watching commercials. Too bad a football game keeps coming on and interrupting them

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

“I thought you were vegetarian for some reason”

“Honestly no Im more like a garbage disposal”

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

.@tpolamalu just made a Seahawks fan trade in his jersey for a Terrible Towel 😂😂😂😂

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

Lmao even her kid calls out her fake ass. Love it

[. @ANTlOVO]

one think about north, shes gonna interrupt kim’s video to call her out 😭

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@svccharine I was fuckin cracking up at the bob belcher part

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@NamasteHai Ooooo!

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

All of the dinosaurs are gay and we are proud of them. even though they’re also dangerous monsters

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

@svccharine @4pfMatty A true gurney b

[Vince Williams @VinnyVidiVici98]

I really watch draft day to see the moms. I keep telling ppl BBWs are the way. Dudes be athletic as all get out, and they moms built like 3techs.

[jessicaaa @_freesha_vacado]

Comic sans is the worst font it makes me irrationally upset