Funniest Parents

The funniest parents on Twitter. Because it's better to laugh than cry.

[Funniest Parents @_funny_parents]

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[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

A starter CrossFit class going on in the gym and for those students not prepared they are handing out beards and full-sleeve tattoos at the door.

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

Kind of disappointed that I quit my job today and didn't immediately get escorted out by security.

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

[movie pitch]
ME: a super hero movie with chickens called Thor: RagnaBAWK
PRODUCER: no
ME: ok, all cats
PRODUCER: please leave
ME: in a war movie
PRODUCER: now
ME: *getting ushered out the door* Apocalypse MEOW

[Toni Hammer @thetonihammer]

Sometimes I think everyone is better than me or smarter than me...

...then I remember that we all used to poop ourselves.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I'd be more inclined to follow my heart if it spent more time on tropical beaches.

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

Twitter is like being stuck in neutral... forever

[Beau Coffron @lunchboxdad]

When Winter Arrives...
Normal People: Wow it’s really cold out, I’m wearing a jacket, hat, and warm shoes today!

My 7-year-old son:

[Funniest Parents @_funny_parents]

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[Emme Reynolds @TheEmmeReynolds]

Our youngest daughter doesn't always remember our Prime Minister's name but she can name over 20 doughnut flavours & we couldn't be more proud.

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

"I'm not addicted to Twitter."

"Me neither."

- A Tale of Two Liars

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

My son's favorite thing about homework is the part where he does it on the way to school & thinks I know all the answers.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

[text]
Boss: It's 9:30. Are you planning on coming in today?
Me: What? Do we not have National Pickle Day off?!

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

If you didn't start defrosting your Thanksgiving turkey in early October it's already too late.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I think the most frustrated zombies would be the ones who didn't have their dentures in when they turned.

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

Boss: You look pretty busy, I'll come back later.

Me: *writing resignation letter* Yeah I'm pretty swamped.

[The Dad @thedad]

Dad hack: school lunchbox note.

[Funniest Parents @_funny_parents]

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[Emme Reynolds @TheEmmeReynolds]

It's the honest truth that we're trying to raise both our girls in a world where all their dresses have pockets.