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tragic but in a pathetic, wet sort of way

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it's that time of year again lads

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i don't have the energy right now to get too detailed but I just wanted everyone to know I'm thinking about animorphs again

[Animorphing Time Podcast @animorphingtime]

Animorphs fans realizing that their 40th birthday is right around the corner

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@callmekitto locker rooms are the devil AND/OR alternatively everyone who was born after 1943 has been taught to be insane and weird about everyone elses junk & chirstmas granny was actually the hero of the tale

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@callmekitto omg talk abt being 9 in the Y locker room: theres an old woman walking fully nude at me. she stops, winks & then says?? "didja see Christmas?" which I can only assume she was referring to her white pubic hair??!!!!! it took me literally 18 years to tell anyone that fucking story

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@goldaleen try to sell them a much worse pyramid scheme

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@secretbirdx

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@secretbirdx

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@secretbirdx

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men's work slacks are so slutty and for what

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i want rug zaddy to put me in the rug squeegee machine soooo bad

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had a weird dream abt stephen king and terry pratchett having a grand old time doing platonic cbt to each other in a coffin on the alter of a church AFTER a dream of alex joking to everyone at a wendy's that "mommy wants a milkshake" and absolutely killing. what does it mean doc

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not to be a thousand years old but damn this icyhot slaps

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@secretbirdx me when i look into other peoples eyes with my eyes and i remember that our looking organs are looking at each other

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@ProZD babes I literally just had vanilla ice cream and cherry tomatoes 👌👌👌👌

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@secretbirdx may I suggest howls moving castle. I
the audio book really captures the welshness of it all

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@JETROCKETSKATES microdosing on binge watching a whole series by doing flcl instead

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my man has been away for less than a week and already im considering doing something drastic. like watching naruto for the first time

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@JETROCKETSKATES NOT SURE IF IM DESPERATE ENOUGH YET but ty I will remember that when I'm on deaths doorstep tomorrow

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got theyed by a child at the bakery shop the future is now

[Paint Names Bot @PaintNames]

Opulent Poppy

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@secretbirdx they do fire breathing workshops in the fall and you KNOW i need to do this