Tony two times

hey how ya doing, how ya doing?

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[Tony two times @lil_flambe]

I enjoyed all 10 puffs

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

Were any other Uncs touching on these in high school

[pika capital @pikacap]

I’ll do 2 mich ultras, arigato bartender-san 🙏

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

A new CEO of chevron has been selected

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

this how the weed in high school use to have you…the weed these days be having you overthinking & hating your life

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"WHY DIDN'T I BUY BITCOIN IN 2010?"

Me in 2010

[sj @316simsim]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Circe @vocalcry]

When the polycule breaks up

[Tony two times @lil_flambe]

#wiggercore

[Cynus @cy1nus]

I would throw my boxers and socks on stage

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Plant a walnut tree on top of me so people can eat my nuts forever.

[Professor OAK 🇵🇸 @o_a_khan]

this is why we need 50 acre data centers, so Scottie can generate AI images of his own hand wearing things in his own house