gab ferg

throw kindness around like confetti

[Lawyerman™ @lawyerman_ktk]

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

You can’t exit someone’s life and then re-emerge suddenly, assuming they’re going to be exactly the same. People change. People grow. People adapt. The person you left may not be the same person you return to, and it’s not their job to accommodate your memory of them.

[trish @ultragloss]

when hozier said “i’m so full of love i could barely eat” and “my baby’s sweet as can be she gives me toothaches just from kissing me” and “when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down i'll crawl home to her” ALL IN THE SAME SONG

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

giving away a dinosaur sweatshirt/hoodie of your choice, all you've got to do to enter is retweet and follow!

[Jessica Dore @thejessicadore]

Today’s card. A boundary is meant to protect oneself, it is not to control others. It is about personal power, not attempting to exert what authority you have by “making” someone else do something. & When a boundary is crossed, it is you who decides what the consequences will be.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

if they’re acting weird that’s on them. they could talk to you like an adult if there’s something you did wrong but if you know you didn’t do anything & they’re still presenting you with this behavior, release it. it’s not for you. don’t hold onto other people’s projections.

[ℓιηʑ🖤 @LalalaLindseyJ]

Everybody starting an OnlyFans rn

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Well, it’s officially December 1st... https://t.co/pTVGKYVgc7

[ellie @odairannies]

happy 9th anniversary to tangled, one of the best disney movies out there. just love everything about it: the story, the music and how simply beautiful it is. this movie really was like a dream

[Crab Rangoon Connoisseur @NapsPartTime]

Scorpios really out here like “it’s Scorpio szn, time to be back on my bullshit” like y’all mother fuckers ever stop being on your bullshit

[Flint Firebirds @FlintFirebirds]

🚨FIREBIRDS GOAL🚨

Welcome to Flint, @olalonde12! Owen, a Windsor native, gets his first goal in a Firebirds jersey with help from @Riley_McCourt27 and @ev_oksentyuk.

3-3 game with 5:28 remaining in the 2nd.

#FLNTvsWSR | #GatewayToTheNHL

[gab ferg @_gabferguson]

😭😭😭