gage

modern day idiot • 28 • 🇺🇸 ✈️ 🇨🇦 • Agatha’s #1 Fan

[gage @_gageromero]

“Where are your brain cells? You usually have three of them but they seem to be out to lunch.”

[Nico @_likeashadow_]

Jesse Lacy admitted to fucking around with teenagers and you all decided that your favorite mid ass emo band from your high school years is more important than keeping kids safe

Fuck you if you see this band in 2025

[@94SummerNights @94SummerNights]

Knuckle tattoos that say ROOT BEER

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I’m not meant to be employed. I’m meant to watch TV and go to the movie theaters on a Tuesday morning.

[7 @SEVYNTV]

You pay the bills & Ill make the chicken alfredo. It could all be so simple

[jynx @jynxbby]

please don’t argue with me because the only difference between me & a psych ward patient is i’m at home

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i dont think im allowed to have an opinion on this because i dont know anything abt boxing but i hope mike tyson kills that blonde youtuber

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

So thankful to exist at and same time as this diva

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your 20s are for Donald Trump being president, a global pandemic, and then Donald Trump being president again

[gage @_gageromero]

My brother voting for trump and then posting that he did it because some where trump said he’d get rid of tax on overtime is so wild to me. Hope you love your untaxed overtime when all your friends are deported!! :)

[mlow @mayhewrote]

Trump getting ready to deport the same mexicans that voted for him

[‎lina @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[gage @_gageromero]

Yesterday I found out I have a brother I never knew about and I’m still reeling

[gage @_gageromero]

If you’re an uber driver it should be illegal to wear any cologne

[gage @_gageromero]

a girl I work with today asked me if Florida and Texas were currently “really at war” with one another and I’m still thinking about it right now