Muad'Dib

See it, Touch it, Obtain it 😤

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Nimeambia dem yangu “i don’t think your intentions are pure” akasema “its not like you are rich useme ni pesa zako nakula” wacha niamke nijitume watoto wangu wasiwai ambiwa upuzi kama hio

[⚡ @Lew1so]

Jua ni ya saa mbili kweli

[Uncle T @uncleTgotpaid]

invest in your appearance my nigga

[Muad'Dib @_gam_bare]

@dabliuzz Umekuwa ukisema ukiambia nani?

[Jay @___jbone]

I cannot wait to use this in the group chat 😂😂😂

[sunnexx @sunnexxmcfc]

Sheikh Mansour in the street of Manchester after appealing and we get a 2 year transfer ban and €200m fine instead of relegation

[diva @divaagurlxw]

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[OSTO @agwaintheroom]

wololo smocha imecollide na LenovoT470

[Muad'Dib @_gam_bare]

@Wangariiii_ Nkt

[SirQ @SirQuinton_]

They told us that life after Pep won’t be nice and boy ooh boy I’m loving it here 😭

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Ukiniona nje wewe jua tu nimeenda kuona waschana,hio I love walks ni mambo ya wazungu yenye mimi hutumia kama excuse

[sunnexx @sunnexxmcfc]

Fully rested haaland against Sunderland defense

[Mateacore @Mateacore]

Kwa chozi la Heri kuna story fulani ya gari ya mafuta kuanguka then watu wakaenda kuchota ikalipuka ikawachoma wote. Wenye mlikuwa hapo kwa hiyo tanker ilipinduka Eldoret webuye mkaenda kusiphon mafuta, swali langu kwenu ni moja..

[Halfkush🚨 @halfkush]

Mmeamua sisi wenye tumeishi kukulia hii tukufe njaa 💀

[eŵân @ewan10i]

Demonic performance after the red card

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Maresca ball tomorrow, main event….

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Time to run this back https://t.co/V6gS7PwHwg

[Mwenda @Davidkmwenda]

Tutoe 90k alafu bado tufanye pupillage a whole year?😭