Frank Geidner

USAF Dirtboy 🇺🇸 Your egos writing checks

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Jacob Kisley @KisleyJacob]

Top 5 worst days of my life
1. Game 7 of the 2016 World Series
2. Lebron leaving us in 2010
3. Trading for Deshaun Watson (fuck you andrew berry)
4. TODAY (FUCK YOU ANDREW BERRY)
5. 9/11

[Frank Geidner @_Geidner_]

Please respect my privacy in this time of grieving

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

Dear Myles Garrett,

Thank you for breaking TJ Watt's single season sack record.

Thank you for setting the Cleveland Browns all time sack record.

Thank you for consistent, nonstop, jaw dropping GREATNESS.

You'll always be a Cleveland legend. 🥺

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Sabastian Sawe has made history as the FIRST HUMAN EVER to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions 🚨

That’s 4:33 minutes per mile ‼️😱

(h/t @BBCSport, @CitiusMag)

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

His approval ratings are so bad that he staged another assassination attempt to get out of the White House correspondents’ dinner.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Less than a year ago, the Air Force unveiled a new PT test with a two mile run. Airmen took to social media to complain how the new increased length would cause injuries.

This weekend, an Air Force Colonel, more than likely in their mid to late 40s, ran 5 miles up a mountain to escape the enemy.

Running matters. You should do more of it.

[reb @rebmasel]

Carroll, now a bright spot on our Moon, because four people, who traveled farther from Earth than any human in the 4.5-billion-year history of Earth has ever been, loved someone so much, they carried her the whole way there.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

Only reason for Pete Hegseth to fire top generals in middle of a war is that they refused to follow orders.

Only reason well-respected generals would refuse to follow DOD Secretary's orders was that those orders were insane.

Americans are going to die for Pete & Donald's egos.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Never ask again how Hitler happened

[PBS News @NewsHour]

NASA released two images Friday taken by Artemis II commander Reid Wiseman as he and the other astronauts aboard the Orion spacecraft continue their journey in space.

Wiseman snapped the first photo Thursday after the Orion spacecraft completed the translunar injection burn, sending the astronauts out of Earth's orbit and toward the moon. The image includes two auroras in the top right and bottom left. Zodiacal light from sunlight is visible on the bottom right as the Earth eclipses the Sun.

The second photo from one of the Orion spacecraft's four main windows also came after the translunar injection burn on Thursday.

The astronauts are set to fly by the moon on Monday.

Photos by NASA

[Gabe Wasylko @GabeWasylko]

Today’s @cleguardians Home Opener in Cleveland, Ohio

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Trump realising he was talking to a pakistani scammer this whole time not an Iranian negotiator.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

To be a fly on the wall in the room where they planned that Kit Kat heist.

[Frank Geidner @_Geidner_]

@BleacherReport Browns - "Hes a lifelong Brown"
Media - "So anyway, heres where hes going"

[beeble @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[taylorsaurxoxo @taylorsaurxoxo]

Erika Kirk being more upset with Druski than she was with the man who killed her husband is crazy work

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Lake Erie, as the shallowest and most fertile of the Great Lakes, contains just 2% of the water in the Great Lakes but 50% of the fish