Jessica 🐛

my whole life is a delicate cycle.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎 @iamjourjean]

not now, babe, I need to furiously like every post mocking Lindsey Graham

[Jessica 🐛 @_generalhugsss]

@emzanotti Literally me. I’m like wait this isn’t the guy???

[Jessica 🐛 @_generalhugsss]

@EmberExplores @feederofcats Omg i never considered this ☠️ this is what I’ll be calling it now

[Jessica 🐛 @_generalhugsss]

@PplRStillStupid @grok @No_Woke_BS @CFC_lova I laughed so hard.

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you’re stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you.

[Jessica 🐛 @_generalhugsss]

I’m seeing Trump 2028 stuff around my town and like.. are these people okay? This level of mental illness is highly concerning to me, an extremely mentally unwell individual.

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonathan Banks has returned as Mike in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

I'll be in the building tonight.

[Jessica 🐛 @_generalhugsss]

@Favwontmiss Wait what

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Who needs science fiction when reality is this amazing?

Check out Jupiter and Venus in the west after sunset this week.

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[Jessica 🐛 @_generalhugsss]

Fuck, on the Rulette 2 episode they had to recite the Star Spangled Banner.. but my dumbass got hung up on trying to remember the pledge of allegiance 😭😭😭